Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Rudy Can’t Fail

Well this should put him over the top.
CHICAGO (AP)—Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani has won the backing of another former Illinois governor.

Giuliani’s campaign says former Governor Jim Edgar is endorsing the New York Republican. Giuliani has two campaign appearances in the Chicago area this afternoon.
I think I heard Giuliani say something about having personally pulled Edgar out of the 9/11 wreckage. He was going to elaborate but had to take a call from his wife.
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3 comments:

  1. Dave11/20/2007 02:30:00 PM

    I think these Anon comments are really someone I know doing parody, but just in case:

    I wasn't making fun of 9/11, I was making fun of Rudy constantly dropping in 9/11 to whatever topic he's discussing. I'm not sure he ever completes a sentance without 9/11 in it.

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  2. JeromeProphet11/21/2007 12:58:00 AM

    Dave, a closet Blago supporter?

    Ha!

    JP

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  3. Anonymous11/21/2007 05:01:00 PM

    Rudie Can't Fail
    The Clash

    Sing, Michael, sing
    On the route of the 19 Bus!

    We hear them sayin'
    How you get a rude and a-reckless?
    Don't you be so crude and a feckless
    You been drinking brew for breakfast
    Rudie can't fail, no, no

    So we reply
    I know that my life make you nervous
    But I tell you that I can't live in service
    Like the doctor who was born for a purpose***
    Rudie can't fail

    Okay, I went to the market to realise my soul
    Cos what I need I just don’t have, oh no
    First they cursed then they pressed me ‘till I hurt
    We say Rudie can’t fail

    Woah, first you must cure your temper
    Then you find a job in a paper
    You need someone for a saviour
    Then Rudie can't fail, oh no

    We reply
    Now we get a rude and a reckless
    We been seen lookin' cool an' a speckless
    We been drinking brew for breakfast
    Rudie can't fail oh, no, no

    I went to the market to realise my soul
    Cos what I need I just don’t have – ah!
    First they cursed then they pressed me ‘till I hurt
    Saying Rudie can’t fail

    Okay! okay
    So where you wanna go today?
    Hey boss man! Hup-yeah
    You're looking pretty smart
    In your chicken skin suit
    With your chicken

    You think you're pretty hot
    In the pork pie hard
    In your pork pie hat
    Look out, look out...
    Sky juice!...10 cents a bottle!
    But...Rudie can't fail
    Oh yeah
    Rudie can’t fail
    Yeah, yeah
    Rudie can’t fail
    Bring it back, bring it back, bring it back
    Yeah, Rudie can’t fail
    Yeah Rudie can’t fail
    Rudie can’t fail
    Yeah-hey-hey-hey-hey
    Rudie can’t fail
    Yeah-hey-hey-hey-hey
    Rudie can’t fail
    Rudie can’t fail
    Rudie can’t fail
    Rudie can’t fail
    Chicken skin shoes!

    JP

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