CARBONDALE -- The story of deer attacking pedestrians on the Southern Illinois University campus in Carbondale is drawing national attention.
SIU wildlife researcher Clay Nielsen is set to appear Sunday night on an hour-long Discovery Channel program called “When Animals Strike.”
The show features a series of segments highlighting unpleasant encounters between humans and animals, and the science behind such things.
Nielsen addresses a series of human-deer encounters at SIU during the summers of 2005 and 2006. That’s when a half dozen people required hospital care after being attacked by deer at the school. Several other people were threatened but unharmed.
Thursday, July 31, 2008
The Deer Insurgency Redux
Fair and Blogging
Their latest post wonders why tickets sales for the Weird Al Yankovic are selling so poorly. My answers are:
1) Al is so two decades ago.
2) Even in his heyday in the 1980s, I don’t think I would have paid money to see him live even though I enjoyed his work.
3) I imagine his stuff works better as videos (but then again I’ve never seen him live).
Who Works 9 to 5?
The closest I’ve ever come to “9 to 5” was 8:30 to 5:00 when I worked for the State of Illinois. And that’s only because we worked 7.5 hour days with an hour for lunch. It wasn’t even an eight hour day.
For decades now I’ve just assumed it was an East Coast thing. You know, they’re an hour ahead of us. Their local nightly news doesn’t come on until 11:00 PM so they must need that late starting time for work in the morning because they were up so late the night before. Seriously, I think I came up with that theory as a teenager and kind-of, sort-of hung onto it ever since. I’ve never worked even a day in the Eastern Time zone, but I don’t think they really have later start times for work tahn we do. Maybe i'm wrong. And even if they do, wouldn't they have to work later than 5:00?
9 to 5 (see also: day job) is a phrase used to describe a conventional and possibly tedious job. Negatively used, it connotes a tedious or unremarkable occupation, the idea being that, because the job is so boring, the workplace shuts down outside of required hours. The phrase also indicates that a person is an employee, usually in a large company, rather than self-employed. More neutrally, it connotes a job with stable hours and low career risk, but still a position of subordinate employment.
The phrase originates from the traditional business hours in the United States of 9:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. (9h - 17h), Monday through Friday (or, rarely and archaically, Saturday), representing a workweek of between 35 and 48 hours depending on how the hours are counted. In many traditional white collar positions, employees were required to be in the office during these hours in order to take orders from the bosses, hence the relationship between this phrase and subordination.
Hmmm…that’s still unsatisfying to me. I think the key in the above passage is that 9 to 5 used to be the standard open-for-business hours in offices but that workers likely had to be there before and after those hours to prepare/close-up the operation.
I dunno. I suppose I can stop feeling like I’m the one with weird working hours and not take the 9 to 5 thing literally. Still, why not just call it 8 to 5? At least that reflects reality. C’mon Dolly Parton, time for a corrective sequel to both the movie and the song!
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
North vs. South vs. East vs. West
Then there’s this similar situation pitting north-central Illinois against northwestern Illinois:
The departure of IDOT’s traffic safety division from Springfield would have little direct impact on Pontiac, but McCoy wants to stay informed because his city faces the prospect of a similar loss.This just seems like a bad idea. Don’t relocate existing facilities. Build new ones as the need arises in other communities if you like, but pitting communities against each other is unnecessarily divisive and lacks leadership.
Gov. Rod Blagojevich wants to shut down the Pontiac Correctional Center and, in effect, replace it with a new prison at Thomson in northwestern Illinois that never has been fully utilized.
Having Not Mocked Decatur in Ages…
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Go Bears
Talk radio host Rush Limbaugh has a hankering to become an NFL team owner and said if the St. Louis Rams came up for sale, he might be interested in buying them.
Unidentified Flying Osamas
So…UFO’s are flown by terrorists?
A healthy skepticism about extraterrestrial space travelers leads people to disregard U.F.O. sightings without a moment’s thought. But in the United States, this translates into overdependence on radar data and indifference to all kinds of unidentified aircraft — a weakness that could be exploited by terrorists or anyone seeking to engage in espionage against the United States.
Monday, July 28, 2008
I Don't Golf, But My 5 Year-Old Son Promised to Teach Me!
Anyway, he's been out using them almost every day. The first day he had them he was actually able to hit the ball, and when he did it for the first time, he yelled, "Dad, I just made my first golf!" Yes, a big moment indeed. One I really can't relate to since I have no interest in golf and never have. But still, it was cute.
Here are some pics of the boy using his new clubs.
Lining up his shot...
Sunday, July 27, 2008
iPhone Photo Dump: Clouds Before the Storm
Chick-fil-Activist
Uh-huh. This can't possibly be an attempt to draw attention to the fact that Chick-fil-A is already planning on opening a store in the space now occupied by the poster. Nope. This true retail activism. And I only know of one person who would actually take up this cause in a serious way.
Friday, July 25, 2008
Friday Beer Blogging: Zon Edition
Boulevard's summer seasonal is our interpretation of a classic Belgian witbier. Zon (Flemish for "sun") combines the subtle flavors of coriander and and orange peel with other traditional ingredients to create a delightful, refreshing summertime brew.And you know that there ain't no cure for the summertime brews!
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Air Farce One
But I think I draw the line when the visit is 100% pure political. For example, President Bush is flying into Peoria tomorrow for the sole purpose of attending a fundraiser for congressional candidate Aaron Schock. That’s it, there’s no other reason he’s coming to Peoria. And what do the residents of Peoria get:
Motorists who typically use Airport Road and Dirksen Parkway or Interstate 474, Illinois Route 6 and U.S. Route 150 near Orange Prairie Road are asked to find an alternate route if they need to get to their destination promptly.Schock gets some cash, his potential constituents get delays. I’m pretty sure these delays would be more than a little irritating to me given the nature of the visit. It would be one thing if the president showed up for some public ceremony (the opening of the ALPLM here for example) or some alleged fact-finding visit (tour a local manufacturing plant) but when it’s to only raise money for a candidate, well, not so much. And I would feel the same way no matter the president or his party affiliation. Got that, Mr. Obama?
Portions of those roadways will be shut down temporarily as the president's motorcade leaves the airport and makes it way to the fundraiser.
After the president has passed, the roadways will be reopened. When it's time for him to leave Weaver Farm and head back to the airport, authorities will repeat the process.
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Ich bin ein New Berliner
This really is one stupid stunt even for a really desperate campaign like McCain’s. Shit, John, why not hit the road and tour all of Europe right here at home. In addition to Berlin and New Berlin, the state of Illinois alone can provide you with Paris, Athens, Vienna, Marseilles (close enough), Sicily, New Holland, Milan, Brussels, Lisbon, Liverpool, Rome, Warsaw…am I missing any?WASHINGTON (CNN) — Barack Obama is not the only presidential candidate who will be front-and-center in Berlin this Thursday. Well, sort of.
In the latest effort to counter-program Obama’s tour of Europe and the Middle East, the Republican National Committee will air radio ads promoting John McCain’s candidacy in three different Berlins: Berlin, New Hampshire; Berlin, Pennsylvania; and Berlin, Wisconsin.![]()
Not the most expensive media markets for the RNC to buy time – but certainly a clever way to gain some national press and perhaps gain some buzz in these three battleground states, while Obama delivers what is expected to be one of the biggest speeches of this campaign cycle in the European capital.
What E-mailers Really Mean
And no, I’m not telling you strangers why I’m asking.
View From the Receiving End
However, the version of this story that appeared yesterday afternoon online had a number of comments that were negative. Those comments are now gone for some reason. While it’s not possible to know where those commenters live, I’m guessing most were from Southern Illinois. Those negative comments were mostly either blasting the local pols for their subservience to the governor or sympathetic to the plight of the Springfield IDOT workers and their families. The funniest one lamented the poor Springfield workers who would have to move to Harrisburg and not somewhere more palatable like Marion or Carbondale.HARRISBURG - A coordinated effort is under way in Saline County to demonstrate support for the governor's recent decision to move the Illinois Department of Transportation Traffic Safety Division from Springfield to Harrisburg.
That show of demonstration comes in the form of a July 31 bus trip from Harrisburg to Springfield as organized by State Sen. Gary Forby, D-Benton,, state Rep. Brandon Phelps, D-Harrisburg, the Southeastern Illinois College Foundation, Saline County government and Harrisburg city officials.
The Southern Illinois contingent will voice its opinion on the economic development role the move will play, as well as the attributes of the region.
"This is a call to action," said Harrisburg Mayor Valerie Rose Mitchell. "I'm excited about this opportunity for the region. The governor has our full support in his effort to reduce expenditures by the decentralization of government functions."
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Seeing As I Never Blog About Madonna…
Madonna, now almost 50, really is the celebrity act that keeps on going, and still has lots of cred for some reason.History has established two fates for pop icons:. Kurt Cobain chose the first fate, while Britney Spears is embracing the second. Since Madonna never seemed like the found-dead-in-a-hotel-room type, a reasonable person might have assumed that, by now, she’d be well into her quaaludes-and-peanut-butter stage. But no. She has, through the potent voodoo of fierce will and unlimited resources, kept herself exceptionally well preserved, albeit in an asexual-android kind of way. And she continues to understand she’s only as good as her collaborators, whether on her records (Stephen Bray, William Orbit) or in her latest “scandal,” which, despite hobbling two real-life marriages, still has the whiff of a publicity coup.
So if her creative output has diminished, her true skills remain world-class. Remember when she kissed Britney at the MTV Video Music Awards? The calculated “shocker” that left you both slightly embarrassed and truly impressed? All you could do was sit back and mutter, “Well played, Madonna. Well played.” Now, in A-Rod, she’s claimed another victim with her hyperbaric cougar charms. She’s proved not to be a publicity whore so much as publicity’s madam. And there’s always another ingenue to tongue, another orphan to champion, another athlete to bed. Flash forward a thousand years, and there Madonna will be, among the rubble, immortal, and shtupping Wall-E. And whatever’s left of humanity will no doubt still be watching and thinking, Well played, Madonna. Again.
I remember Madonna’s emergence in the mid-1980s and thought at the time that she would be over with quickly; her shtick wouldn’t last. Well, it didn’t but rather kept evolving –successfully. And I have a feeling it was all her doing. Say what you will about her, she’s always been smart about her career.
The Battle of Vinegar Hill
Tony Leone, representing the Vinegar Hill Neighborhood Association, spoke of Springfield High as a crucial component of the city’s central core. Its departure would send property values plummeting, he argued.
Monday, July 21, 2008
Schobama
Well, I certainly expect Aaron Schock, given his similarity to Barack Obama, will align himself with Predisdent Obama’s agenda next year should thay both win thier respective races.In a story last week about campaign finances and fund-raising, 18th Congressional District candidate Aaron Schock's campaign manager, Steve Shearer, said, "Like Sen. (Barack) Obama, Aaron continues to attract new donors who have never given before because of the promise Aaron has for the future."
That wasn't the first reference or comparison the Schock camp has made to Obama. It could be a risky strategy given the conservative 18th Congressional District, which has been held by Republicans since 1917.
So why make the Democratic reference?
Why compare Schock, the "new face" of the Republican party - young, idealistic and conservative - to the rising superstar of the Democratic party and possibly the next president?![]()
Maybe it's a clever campaign tactic.
Obama is a popular guy, especially in his home state of Illinois. So set Schock up as the young up-and-comer, only on the Republican side.
"It's been well noted that Obama has gotten a lot of new contributors that have never contributed before. Aaron has too. That's a fair comparison. Change is not partisan," Shearer said.
His Democratic opponent, Colleen Callahan, asks the same question, especially since President George W. Bush, also a Republican, is coming to Peoria on Friday for a fundraiser for Schock."Isn't it creative of Aaron to try to have it both ways?" Callahan asked.
She says Schock is embracing a president dogged by skyrocketing gasoline and food prices and who supports an unpopular war that continues to drag on.
Shearer said Schock is like Obama in that he represents change and people are inspired by him. Callahan, he said, is showing she's more of a Hillary Clinton supporter.
You Pantsless Nerds!
But even more unusual was the little gaggle of nerds sitting in the bleachers, squinting against the sun. It was the first meeting IRL of Springfield bloggers — a group that took offense a few months ago when Cap City called them pantsless persons living in their parents’ basements. For days in advance they had chattered about their baseball outing, but when Sunday rolled around — beautiful weather, free tickets (every Sunday home game, courtesy of County Market), and an extra-innings spectacular Sliders victory — a mere handful of bloggers showed up.My mother warned me about hanging with the in-gaggle, nerdy or not.
Says our brave favorite (a pants-wearing, truth-speaking soul): “Apparently getting bloggers to dress and leave their parents’ basement is more difficult than we thought. Turnout was dismal.”
Springfield Sliders
Sweet 16
Fortunately, there are no comments below the story, but if there were they would be full of smug, self-righteous denunciations of the parents of this girl. “Where were they?!” “The parents should be arrested for letting their teenager be out so late!” “The parenting sucks!” I get tired of that stuff. Sure, good parenting goes a long way, but it’s not hard to get past even the best of parents if you are a determined and sneaky teenager. I know, I was one. And I’ve raised more than one.
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Noodling Around
I wasn't encouraged when we went in and saw what appeared to be a rather limited menu posted above the counter. They have three menus: Asian, Mediterranean, and American. I ordered the Bangkok Curry while Mrs. TEH got the Pod Thai, both off the Asian menu. We were both very pleased with the food. The potsickers side I ordered was just OK, but the entrees were great.
Full disclosure: We did take home some of their Mushroom Stroganoff and while it was all pasta and fat with three or four mushroom slices, it was quite good.
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Hotel Moraine
On the back, in my mother's handwriting, it says "Father's Day Breakfast Hotel Moraine". She lists my age as "48 weeks".
Hotel Moraine?
Of course, I turned to Google and found out the Moraine Hotel still exists:
The hotel is located on Chicago's beautiful North Shore between Highland Park and Lake Forest, 30 minutes from downtown Chicago and from Ohare International Airport, 1/2 mile from a metro station with trains to downtown Chicago every 30 minutes.Well, my grandparents lived in Highland Park at the time, so I have to assume this is the same place and that my parents went up to see my mom's dad on Father's Day 1961 when I was almost 1. We lived in Metamora, near Peoria, at the time. My grandfather died a little over 2 years later. I, of course, have no memories of this day and only a few of my grandfather. But I'm glad I now have this picture.
I might also add that this is one of the few pictures I have of my grandfather where he doesn't have a pipe in his mouth. Sadly, it was the pipe that ultimately lead to his early death (at 52) from jaw cancer.
And hey, I just thought of something else; I just turned 48 YEARS old this week. That makes me 52 times older than I was in the picture.
Friday, July 18, 2008
Media Critic Me
The caller and host wind up talking all over each other only to be broken up by periods of aggravating silence. Better radio please.
Friday Beer Blogging: Curve Ball Edition
Inspired by the traditional Kölsch style beers of Cologne, Germany, Curve Ball boasts a clean, crisp slightly herbal taste and a lighter body. With its sporty packaging and refreshing taste, Curve Ball is the perfect accompaniment to summer grilling and ballpark outings. Try swingin' at it on a hot summer day!
Original Gravity: 11.3
Alcohol By Volume: 4.9%
Malts: 2-Row Barley, Malted Wheat
Hops: Vanguard, Perle
Availability: March - September
Best Paired With: German Sausages and other BBQ favorites
Locally, here in Springfield, you can get Curve Ball at the new Party House Liquors. Friar Tuck may have it, but I haven't been there in a while to know for sure.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Fear of Driving
The two are different degrees of the same thing and the fear comes from it happening suddenly, unexpectedly, and with no time to react. I think the deer thing scares me more because deer are too stupid to know not to run onto a highway. Other motorists at least should understand not to do the same against a traffic signal, although some of them appear to be as stupid as the deer.
Wal of the Worlds
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Freedom to Pose
The Orlando Sentinel: "Five Olive Garden servers and a hostess are featured in a new online pictorial from Playboy.com called 'The Girls of Olive Garden.' "Hmmmm…in general that is a good attitude for businesses to take. But…there are exceptions we can agree on, right? For example, if I work for radio station WDAV and I’m quoted in the newspaper as saying I recommend people listen to WTEH instead, wouldn’t that be a reasonable thing for WDAV to fire me over?
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Often, when you see a story like this in the news, it's followed by a statement from a company spokesman condemning the photo shoot or even saying the women have been fired.
Here's what Olive Garden's spokeswoman told the Sentinel: "What people chose to do outside of work is an individual decision, and we all have the freedom to participate in any legal activity in our private lives."
… Nobody's getting fired? No disciplinary action?
Talk about a shocking development. Talk about a refreshingly open-minded and cosmopolitan attitude. All hail the Olive Garden.
Four x Ten
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
I Say It’s My Birthday
Real Men of Posturing
It’s a picture of me and my father (I’m the short, shirtless one with the wheelbarrow!) next to where we were having an addition put on the house in the summer of 1969. You can see the foundation in front of us.
The joke here is that my father had zero manual labor abilities, and let’s just say the apple hasn’t fallen far from the tree. Believe me, we did nothing toward building that addition other than my parents signing a check or loan papers or whatever. I’m not sure if this was my mother’s idea of humor (she must have been taking the picture) or what. Or maybe we were really moving that dirt somewhere and she felt it to be an historic moment worthy of capturing on film. Anyway, it’s the only picture you will ever see of my father holding a shovel.
It’s odd that some of the pictures I’ve come across are in such bad shape. This picture is as faded as something taken in the 1920s rather than the summer man first landed on the moon. Just bad film quality, I guess.
Monday, July 14, 2008
In Praise of 1978
I’ve never thought that 1978, the year I graduated high school and started college, held much historical significance. Greatly interested in current events even back then, I found the news of the day largely boring and uninspiring. However, Kenneth S. Baer in the Washington Post says 1978 was actually a very important year that, among other things, began the modern political era.
Time Magazine Cover From Early 1978
Snark of the Day: McCain Computer Illiteracy Watch
InBud
Update: Matthewe Yglesias asks the important question:
Obviously, like all red-blooded Americans I'm outraged by the idea of a Belgian company with the silly name InBev purchasing our beloved Budweiser. Still, wouldn't it be kind of great if the Belgians started turning Budweiser into something more like the, um, vastly superior product they have in Belgium?That would be a nice consequence from the sale, but it won't happen. Most Americans like the way AH products taste now. They won't see any quality improvements as being better. They're used to their Bud just the way it is! For example, I've tried giving my father-in-law some of the best beer in the world and he still simply perfers Miller Lite. The good stuff sits in his fridge until I come over or until he can pawn one off on an unsuspecting friend.
Where Have All Awnings Gone?
Back when I was a child, central air was kind of new for residential homes and a lot of people would have maybe just one large window air conditioner for the whole house. This one unit could not effectively cool the whole house without a little help, the kind of help the awnings could provide. And of course, the tradition of awnings went back to a time even before air-conditioning when they were use to block the sun while allowing you to leave the window open for air circulation.
About the time we got central air-conditioning (1969), dad stopped putting up the awning except on the west side of the house that got the brunt of the afternoon heat. By the mid ‘70s, even those were gone.
Today you don’t see awnings anymore, the SunSetter commercials on TV notwithstanding. But I imagine we (as a society) would save a lot of energy if we still used them. I suppose, though, it still comes down to money. Right now, it would probably take a lot of years before you even broke even on the cost of the awnings and, if you maintained them the old fashioned way, there’s the hassle of putting them up and taking them down every year, and then you have to replace them at some point, etc. So unless electric prices soar, I don’t see the widow awning making a return anytime soon.
Friday, July 11, 2008
The Chimp to Campaign for Schock the Monkey
SPRINGFIELD -- President Bush plans to visit Peoria July 25 to hold a private fundraising event for Republican [18th Congressional District] candidate Aaron Schock, the candidate said Thursday.
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"I'm honored that the president of the United States is coming to do a fundraiser for me," Schock said.
Hmmmm. Is that who we want representing us in Congress? A Bush true-believer? Who would want that?
Schock’s opponent, Colleen Callahan, sounds pleased that Schock is getting “help” from Bush:
"Is it desperation?" Callahan said. "Does it mean that our opponent is aligning himself with President Bush's policies?"
Extendile Disfunction
“It’s the most significant change in our traffic patterns since we built the interstates and Veterans Parkway, because it opens up a whole new way to get in from Chatham,” said Moll. “It also opens up a huge new area for development. Our estimate is that there are 30 or 40 years’ worth of development because of this project.”Does this mean the commercial growth of the southwest side of Springfield, along west Wabash and down Veterans Parkway, is now groing to stop or dramatically slow down? For three decades now, this kind of growth has primarily been on the southwest side. In recent years, we’ve seen Dirksen Parkway north of Sangamon come to life but that’s been the only major exception to the southwest rule.
The Legacy Pointe “lifestyle” center at the south end of the extension is expected to provide a big chunk of the development. Work is slated to start next summer on the retail, commercial, residential and recreation project, which would be larger than Parkway Pointe shopping center once completed.
My uneducated guess is that the opening up of the area around the new MacArthur Extension will suck the air out of further commercial expansion in the southwest part of the city while, in the long run, new housing will continue to expand west from the city.
Friday Beer Blogging: Great Waters Edition
So there I was, in St. Paul with not much to do. A couple of days before, and before I was in town, Mrs. TEH attended the rehearsal dinner which was held at a local pub and microbrewery called Great Waters Brewing Company.
Like many microbreweries, GWBC offers a beer sampler. I ordered one and this is what I got.
I soon was able to pick a few favorites including the Cywren Saison which is described as:
A Belgian farmhouse style ale. Mediterranean spice and a pleasant pungent aroma present in this saison ale. We used dandelion honey, coriander, and sweet orange peel for a unique flavor and aroma. Very complex, dry and refreshing. Don't let its drinkability fool you, though. At 6.8 ABV This beer can sneak up on you.Tastes great and a great buzz.
Made in the style of century old dark mild’s, with wheat, oats, and barley. Gently hopped with East Kent Goldings. Sturdy blue collar session beer for refreshment after a hard day in the mill.Man, that stuff was good.
GWBC doesn't sell bottled beer but you can take home "growlers" of their tap beer. Basically, they fill half-gallon jugs from the tap and seal it up. You have to drink your growler beer soon because it won't keep more than a week. The GWBC growlers look like this (when placed on my back deck):
Have a great weekend! And you've now been told what you need to do if you have a few minutes to spare in St. Paul, MN.
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Bad Phil-osophy
(CNN) — Barack Obama mocked a top economic adviser to John McCain Thursday for suggesting Americans are whining over to the country's economic woes, telling a Virginia crowd the nation doesn't need another Dr. Phil.Might I suggest that we really don’t need ANY Dr. Phils. The original is a creepy charlatan. I hope Obama campaigns on an anti-Dr. Phil platform too.
"I want all of you to know that America already has one Dr. Phil," Obama said, laughing as the crowd cheered. "We don’t need another one when it comes to the economy. We need somebody to actually solve the economy. It’s not just a figment of your imagination, it's not all in your head.”
The War on Saggy Pants
Dr. John Simon
I took a History of Illinois class from Dr. Simon while I was a student at SIU in the early 1980s. From my old blog post:
On a personal note, I learned a great deal in Dr. Simon’s class. Fortunately, the class was small in size by University standards. Dr. Simon was (and still is, I’m sure) a very interesting. knowledgeable and humorous speaker. He’s also written more than a few books.
His class was great fun. I remember him talking about a visit he had made to Springfield, calling it a “one horse town” where he once had his car stolen. I always thought that strange since in all the time I’ve lived in or near Springfield, I’ve never known anyone who had their car stolen. It happens, I’m sure, but it was odd that it happened to him on a visit.
Update: Ooops. Will has already covered this with a much better post and using the same picture. Oh well, I guess I need to check SpfldBloggers before posting in the morning.
Wednesday, July 09, 2008
Blog So I can Ignore You
I've found that the age of the internet has made me far less tolerant of certain types of annoying people: the person sending out "did you see what candidate X did???" emails to their entire address book, the coworker constantly interrupting you with the latest gossip about Britney Spears, the deliveryman whose packages are always accompanied by long-winded unoriginal conspiracy theories. I feel that type of noise shouldn't be directed towards me, forcing me to listen, when they could focus all of that energy on a blog I could ignore.
I Don’t Like Mondays
Tuesday, July 08, 2008
Snark of the Day 07/08
As I’ve said before, this drives me crazy. I’m a fiscal conservative in that I believe in a balanced budget whenever possible. That means having revenues = spending. Republicans cut taxes at every opportunity (mostly to benefit the rich –but whatever) but never, ever make any substantial budget cuts because they would become (even more) unpopular with the electorate. They act as if tax cuts and hugely expensive wars of choice have no effect on the bottom line, or shouldn’t count toward calculating deficit spending. Sorry, but “tax and spend” seems far better to me than borrow and spend.Sure, but what's a Republican to do these days? They're supposed to be fiscal conservatives, which means they have to pretend to love balanced budgets. So McCain does. Raising taxes is, however, verboten by party fiat, which leaves an aspiring GOP president only two choices: (a) reducing spending and (b) magic. Unfortunately for our hero, proposing actual, concrete budget cuts of any substance is political suicide and he knows it. This leaves magic as the only alternative.
In McCain's case, this seems to take the form of blather about eliminating earmarks (a reform that might be worthwhile but wouldn't actually cut the budget); more blather about "wasteful spending" (the political blowhard's best friend); a bit of nonsense about reducing defense expenditures after we've won all the wars we're fighting (sure, you betcha); and finally, every stumped pol's favorite gimmick: an across-the-board one-year spending freeze. This is a standard last-ditch device that gets hauled out whenever there's no actual plan to do anything serious.
A Decade of Downloads
The Death of Satellite Radio?
The last week of June, Chrysler announced it will offer wireless Internet access in all of its 2009 models, as reported in Jim Carnegie's Radio Business Report. RBR reports the Chrysler system "...dubbed UConnect Web, would be the first such technology from any automaker. Chrysler is hoping that providing drivers access to the information superhighway will set it apart from competitors. Needless to say, the system will be able to stream audio."
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If Chrysler does it, can Toyota, General Motors, Ford, Honda, and all the other car makers be far behind?
XM and Sirius charge subscribers $12.95 a month for over a hundred commercial-free music channels that they program and for commercial-laden news/talk/sports audio channels such as CNN News and ESPN. XM has Major League Baseball and Sirius has NFL Football plus its biggest draw, potty mouth Howard Stern.
I love my satellite radio but if I could stream the internet from my truck, I wouldn’t need a subscription-based satellite service. So I think Warner may be right on this.Soon, with free Internet access, people in cars will be able to access every radio station in the world that streams audio, plus Internet audio and music services such as Pandora.com and Last.fm. Baseball will be available via MLB.com for $10 a year or free from radio stations that have an audio stream of the games, and the same with NFL games.
All of this means that content providers (music, sports, talk, comedy, and news) will be able to go directly to their consumers and bypass (disintermediate) traditional distribution channels such as radio stations, satellite radio, television stations, and cable systems sooner rather than later. The disintermediation of the main-stream, traditional media has begun.
Monday, July 07, 2008
iPhone Photo Dump: Fertility Edition
Weather Cash Cow
I really don’t watch the Weather Channel all that much anymore, but I do frequent their website along with a number of other weather-related sites. Before I had regular access to the internet (about 10 years ago), I was always tuning into TWC to catch a glimpse at the radar or get a forecast or current temp. It’s just easier and more efficient to hop on the wide, wide world of web now. Still, from a weather geek’s perspective, it’s nice to see a pioneering weather outlet command that much money and employ so many people.NEW YORK -- NBC Universal and two partners said Sunday they have reached a deal to buy The Weather Channel...
Financial terms weren’t disclosed, but a person familiar with the matter who insisted on anonymity said the purchase price was $3.5 billion in cash
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The Weather Channel was launched in 1982. Its Web site has about 37 million monthly unique visitors, putting it in the top 15 Web sites, according to the company. The Weather Channel has 1,300 employees and estimated annual revenues of $550 million.
Bike Smart
One of the earliest lessons when he started biking to work last summer: avoid Veterans Parkway.
“I would come all the way in on Veterans Parkway. I have since changed my route,” Smith said, adding the ride on Veterans resulted in some “scary” moments.
I know that in theory a bicycle should be able to go about anywhere (short of an interstate) that a car can go, but in reality that’s just not practical, at least not the way things are set up now.
Sunday, July 06, 2008
Dud
After a disappointing July 4 downtown fireworks display, the Springfield Jaycees likely will not use close proximity fireworks next year.This was the dumbest 4th of July idea for downtown Springfield since the cancellation of Lincolnfest. Fireworks displays are best IN THE AIR. Dumbasses.
Friday, July 04, 2008
Friday Beer Blogging: Taking the 4th Off Edition
PBR 1958 - We don't know this jingle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FsJhRQwsOw
PBR Early 1950s - This is the jingle we still hear in our heads
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI_mZrLRl0I&NR=1
Mr. Magoo slinging Stag (this is pathetic)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf77ld5lLfQ
Okay, I just realized this is someone's spoof of a Lowenbrau
commercial, but I never could remember the 2nd verse of the jingle;
love that jingle, by the way - if I had a theme song, it would sound
like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va_NuPvqcPA
Blatz!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJjSBKIuMWs
Man-sized pleasure - Falstaff:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP8ISToe1Sc&NR=1
Schlitz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T4V6jHn0i0
Thank you Marie, that was very entertaining. FBB contributions are always welcome!
Have a great 4th of July!
Thursday, July 03, 2008
Best Snark of the Day
By contrast, John McCain is an all-American regular guy who, like most people, earns his keep by marrying an heiress. Like average, everyday folks the McCain's rely on credit cards to make ends meet month-to-month "Cindy McCain charged as much as $500,000 in a single month on one American Express card and $250,000 on another, while one of their two dependent children had an AmEx card with a monthly balance as large as $50,000." Yes it's true, one of McCain's dependent children spent approximately the median annual household income of the United States in a single month and that's how McCain knows how to connect with regular people.Truly a man in touch with the people who isn’t at all elitist.
Similarly, Mrs. McCain "favors suits made by the German designer Escada, which typically retail for around $3,000 a pop" so she understands that most Americans welcome Wal-Mart's discount prices. And like many Americans, the McCains are very effected by developments in the real estate market, since "trusts and corporations controlled by her and her children spent nearly $11 million between the summer of 2004 and February 2008 on three condominiums in Phoenix and a pair outside San Diego." The McCains understand that these days many young people graduate from college saddled with debt and need a helping hand, that's why they spent "$700,000 for a 1,900-square foot, three-bedroom loft condo for her then-22-year-old daughter Meghan McCain" after she graduated from Columbia. Similarly, they know all about problems with inflation since they "increased their budget for household employees from $184,000 in 2006 to $273,000 in 2007, according to John McCain’s tax returns."
By the way, this is kind of a cool video of Obama at his daughter’s soccer game (which, yes, is an elitist sport from Europe).
Come Closer or the City Will Burn Down!
[Springfield] City officials decided to use “close proximity” fireworks — the same kind used during the grand opening of the Abraham Lincoln Presidential Library and Museum in 2005— so the public can get closer and to allow for the opening up of Capitol Avenue.
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Robbie Johnston, event chair for Springfield’s Fourth festivities, said close-proximity fireworks are safer for the public because they create less debris. The city’s fire marshal, Dale Simpson, “had raised some concerns because we have so many historical buildings downtown and the trees are getting bigger,” Johnston said.
Unlike typical fireworks that are shot from a distance and travel farther into the air, creating a potential for wide-ranging fiery fallout, close-proximity fireworks stay closer to the ground and create a more intense display up close, akin to the types used at Disney World and rock concerts, Johnston explained.
As such, the fireworks cannot be viewed from great distances, she said.
Road Rageous
Wednesday, July 02, 2008
iPhone Photo Dump: Funky Studebaker Edition
I-55 Free-For-All
DWIGHT -- Three men escaped injury when a small plane made an emergency landing Tuesday afternoon on Interstate 55 near Dwight, state police at Pontiac said.
The 1980 Beechcraft A36 Bonanza single-propeller plane was headed for Pontiac’s airport for refueling while en route from Detroit, Mich., to Moline. During its approach to Pontiac airport, the plane had engine problems, police said.
The pilot, Larry Kerr, 46, of Moline, made an emergency landing at 5:52 p.m. Tuesday on southbound Interstate 55 about three miles south of the Dwight exit.
Two semitrailer truck drivers helped by blocking traffic behind the aircraft as it landed, police said. The aircraft had minor damage when its right wing clipped a delineator post. The 4-foot-tall steel posts mark each tenth of a mile.
The plane was towed to Pontiac’s airport. The FAA is investigating.
Happy motoring!
Update: Even more 55 fun.
Military Matters
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
Flood Terms
Gulfport was protected by a levee rated to withstand a 100-year flood. Although it wasn't designed to protect the town from a flood on the scale of last week's, it was enough protection that the Federal Emergency Management Agency did not require business or homeowners to purchase flood insurance.Gulfport sits right up against a bend in the Mississippi River across from Burlington, IA. Just looking at the map (and never having been there) it seems to me you might want to have flood insurance if you live that close to one of the great rivers of the world. Even if the government doesn’t require it.
Only 28 of the town's 200 residents had federal flood insurance. The rest trusted that the levees would hold. Residents Rick and Gina Gerstel, who lost everything, say no one from their bank to the municipal or federal governments ever told them they were at risk and ought to buy flood insurance.
(Also, why does Google maps call it Gulf Port, two words, when no one else does?)As for the term 100 year flood, many think it’s time to retire it because it’s misleading:
Ah, the rules of probability. You just never know. Get the insurance.The terms have practical consequences; they are used for such things as classifying a levee's protection level and setting insurance requirements for people who live in flood-prone areas.
Many people seem to believe that a 100-year flood should happen once every 100 years, or that a 500-year flood should happen every 500 years. But that's not how it works.
A 100-year flood is defined as a flood so big that it has a 1 percent chance of happening in any given year. A 500-year flood is one with a 0.2 percent chance of happening in a given year — a 1-in-500 chance.
Scientists say it is not unusual to hear from people who want to know if they have lived through a "100-year" event and want to cancel their flood insurance, believing one recent big flood lowers the risk of another. But that's not the case.
While the rules of probability say that the odds are 50-50 that a coin will come up heads, it is entirely possible to flip a quarter and come up with heads four or five times in a row.

