tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9895345.post114953629088303765..comments2023-12-19T16:44:05.378-06:00Comments on The Eleventh Hour: The Divorce BeltDavehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06368635217133898734noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9895345.post-1149568782320146402006-06-05T23:39:00.000-05:002006-06-05T23:39:00.000-05:00It is so textbook isn't it? An election is coming,...It is so textbook isn't it?<BR/> <BR/>An election is coming, and election is coming!<BR/> <BR/>We're behind in the polls!<BR/> <BR/>What do we do?<BR/> <BR/>What do we do?<BR/> <BR/>Deal with the deficit?<BR/> <BR/>No.<BR/> <BR/>Deal with our unprotected borders which we've been ignoring since 9-11?<BR/> <BR/>Not really.<BR/> <BR/>Deal with the huge number of cargo containers coming into the country uninspected.<BR/> <BR/>No.<BR/> <BR/>How bout education.<BR/> <BR/>No can do.<BR/> <BR/>How bout the fifty million working folk who can't afford medical insurance.<BR/> <BR/>Shut the hell up - you commie!<BR/> <BR/>How bout let's go beat up some queers?<BR/> <BR/>Yee Ha!<BR/> <BR/>I got me an erection already!<BR/> <BR/>In the name of Jesus vote for us Republicans, we's gonna save ya from the queers!<BR/> <BR/>Great idea!<BR/> <BR/>Do you think they'll buy it?<BR/> <BR/>They got no choice, we'll get Fox to loop up some homos french kissing on the steps of a court house. They'll buy it alright.<BR/> <BR/>And if it don't work?<BR/> <BR/>Well, maybe we can get Osama to do another video for us right before the election.<BR/> <BR/>I don't think they'll buy that again do you?<BR/> <BR/>Probably not.<BR/> <BR/>How bout Condition Red! Condition Red! Condition Red!<BR/> <BR/>Don't think that's gonna work either.<BR/> <BR/>Damn, I guess that leaves bashin us some queers!<BR/> <BR/>You betcha!<BR/> <BR/>Works like a charm.<BR/> <BR/>*************************************'<BR/>We get what we deserve folksJeromeProphethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01408226707299885597noreply@blogger.com