The "F" Word

OK, what's a four letter word starting with "F" that brings out shock and anger in those who hear it?

That's right, FEMA. (Alright, it's not a word but an acronym, so sue me).

I love this quote from Slidell, Louisiana Mayor Ben Morris:

Trying to get any relief from FEMA, [Morris] added, "is like urinating on a
violin to make it sound better".

Ouch.