Like Butter

There should be no expansion of butter objects at the State Fair until existing objects (cow) are made ENTIRELY of butter and not just butter molded onto a chicken wire frame.

I’m still not entirely readjusted from the shock I got sometime in my 20’s when I learned the butter cow was not made of solid butter.

And by the way, if you like butter on your corn-on-the-cob, get one of these things. They make life so much easier.