Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Location, Location, Location

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Saturday night at a restaurant in Chicago, something happened to me that needs happen everywhere. While we were being seated, the host pointed out the location of the bathrooms. Brilliant!

I don’t know about anyone else, but I need to use the facilities every time I eat out. And if you have kids, it’s almost assured they will be traipsing off to the potty at some point during the meal. But when the time comes to “go”, you often haven’t a clue where to find the restrooms. So you either go on a hunt or, as I do, ask the first employee you see, taking them away briefly from what there were doing. That’s why telling us where the bathrooms are as we are being seated is such a great idea.

Therefore, may I suggest the In-house Potty Education Edict (I-PEE) be introduced immediately in all legislative bodies throughout the land. The I-PEE laws would require restaurants to provide all patrons with the exact location of the restrooms upon being seated. Knowing where to go when you have to go should be a basic human right.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Have you considered running for the state legislature?

JP

Anonymous said...

You would never make it, too honest.