By now most of you have already selected a Christmas tree or hauled up your fake one from the basement. But you know, there is a better way. Rather than hefting a fresh tree or a box-o-plastic, you can build your tree slowly, 12 ounces at a time. Let me show you what I mean.
See, no needles to sweep up and no fighting with the lights (unless you mean Lites).
You can even use big empties. You can still return kegs for the deposit after the first of the year you know.
If you're fond of just one particular beer, perhaps you can get a sponsorship and drink for free while providing the community with seasonal joy.
And don't forget the topper...
For more, see my Christmas special from two years ago.
Have a great weekend and a Merry Christmas. And remember, it's never too soon to start drinking for next year's tree.