Thursday, August 21, 2008

Rick!

Well, if the dateline is Springfield, IL, it must be true. No word on whether Tim Davlin is disappointed.

For those of you not familiar with Rickrolling, explanation here. Actually, I wasn’t fully informed on the matter either.
And just adding, he would be kind of a dreamy VP. Not like Dick Cheney, but not bad.

Gilligan: Hapless Navigator?

I’m glad that at least the highest levels of our government can inject such current pop culture analogies into the conversation. I was afraid that Gilligan’s Island references were becoming stale and harder to find than reruns of the show on television. Having spent most of my youth vicariously living the life of a castaway, it’s good to see someone is keeping the flame lit:

…the White House says President Bush has "no plans" to see the movie.

White House spokeswoman Emily Lawrimore said she's not sure that Bush has seen any of Stone's earlier films, which includes "JFK" and "World Trade Center."

One thing she's clear about: Oliver Stone has no credibility to chronicle the Bush presidency.

"Oliver Stone is an accurate historian like Gilligan was an accurate navigator," she said.

That would be Gilligan, as in "Gilligan's Island," the CBS sitcom from the 1960s about seven castaways shipwrecked on an abandoned island. The show featured Bob Denver, above, playing Gilligan, the hapless navigator.

But...

I don’t recall ever thinking of Gilligan as “hapless navigator” or any kind of navigator. Hapless deckhand, maybe. And wasn’t the Skipper at least equally involved (not to mention that terrible storm) in getting the Minnow and its occupants stranded on that island?

Oh, What To Do About Obama Bash

I’m having a hard time deciding at what level I want to participate in the Barack Obama event here in Springfield Saturday. I do know I want to take part in some way, it is a minor bit of history in the making, but I’m pretty sure I’m not going to go stand in line at 7:00 AM to get a good spot to stand and watch the speech and VP rollout.

For one thing, it’s going to be hot, in the upper 80s approaching 90 degrees. And humid. There’s no way this is going to be comfortable. That means I will likely have to lug around lots of water which means, and this is important, I’ll have to pee every half hour. Which means I may lose my spot in line or place on the Old State Capitol grounds anyway.

Now, I endured the extreme cold in February 2007 to watch his campaign kick-off speech and was very uncomfortable and cold. My feet were frozen before it was all over. But I was glad I did it. This time, the day is going to be hot (at noon everyone is going to be in the sun). I’m not sure I’m up for that.

However, like I said, I sort of want to be there. So I’m thinking I might just buzz around the perimeter and get as close as I can while still being able to duck out of the heat and grab a cold drink (say, Brewhaus is nearby…). I just think that would be more tolerable and I could still claim to have “been there”.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Not Invited

Poor Blago. No one likes him.
The Democratic National Committee has invited some high-ranking officials from Barack Obama’s home state to speak at the party’s convention in Denver next week, but not Gov. Rod Blagojevich.

Those invited include Illinois Treasurer Alexi Giannoulias, Comptroller Dan Hynes and Attorney General Lisa Madigan. All three are potential rivals of Blagojevich, should he run for re-election. Chicago Mayor Richard Daley also has been invited to speak.


But I am looking forward to the sure-to-be rousing speeches to be delivered by the lesser state officials. Let’s hope one of them will be speaking at the 2012 convention as governor.

And who could have predicted I’d have two posts in a row containing the name Alexi Giannoulias?

I am the Dearest of All Bloggers

I got this in my e-mail box yesterday:
Dear Blogger,

Bloggers play a vital role in helping Illinoisans get their news.

That’s why I want to make sure you receive information from the Treasurer’s Office at the same time as traditional media outlets. This information includes press releases and news advisories about events, information about office programs and news about state investments.

Having access to these up-to-date materials will help you track developing news and keep tabs on the services and programs that the Treasurer’s Office offers – instead of having to wait until other media outlets file reports.

To receive these documents, you must respond to this e-mail. In addition, please indicate if you would like all documents the Treasurer’s Office sends to media outlets or just information pertaining to certain subjects (e.g. Bright Start, environmental programs, investment news, etc.) or geographic areas within Illinois . We’ll do our best to satisfy your request.

Thank you for your time. I hope this will help you continue to provide independent news coverage and insightful commentary.

Sincerely,

Alexi Giannoulias
Illinois State Treasurer
I'll leave the blog coverage of the Ilinois State Treasurer to those who know what they're doing, but I likwe that Giannoulias is embracing the new media. I haven't gotten anything like this from any other elected official.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Obama to Pick Tim Davlin as VP!

By now you've heard that Barack Obama is coming to Springfield Saturday to announce his choice for a running mate. That means only one thing: It's Springfield Mayor Tim Davlin! It has to be!

The evidence is now overwhelming. Let's run down the list:
Obama is coming here to make the announcement. The town in which Davlin is mayor. Not a coincidence.

Davlin led the way in implementing the city's smoking ban long before it was Kool to do so. Obama who has, or is trying, to stop smoking will need someone with a proven track record to keep him off the butts.

Davlin is an overt Irish Catholic and has not ever been suspected of being a Muslim.

The sudden announcement that Davlin's brother, Kevin, will soon be divesting himself of Chantilly Lace is evidence of the Veep vetting process. No one wants Chantilly's notorious past brought up during the campaign. The Attorney General's position may then also become available to Kevin Davlin.

What campaign could pass up the slogan "Vote For the Boyz From Illinoiz"?

Davlin was seen in the Simpsons "Real Springfield" contest video in London, solidifying the mayor's foreign policy cred.
See! It's inevitable.

The Lace WAS the Place

So Chantilly Lace is up for sale. Business is bad and it’s going to close. It happens to every establishment sooner or later and Chantilly has had a pretty damn good run. I first went in there about 17 or so years ago when it had a ‘50s/nostalgia theme. It became somewhat of a meat market in the late 90s at a time when I was between marriages (so, yes, I admit I was there a lot). It actually had a good setup with a large and loud dance floor on one side and a quieter bar area on the other side.

But I think it’s hilarious that owner Kevin Davlin is blaming the smoking ban for Chantilly’s declining customer base. Although my days of partying there are long gone, I do know it has gotten kind of a bad reputation over the years and people are just going elsewhere. New places become the new hot spots, it happens all the time in that business. Blaming the smoking ban is lame. For one thing, the ban is now universal in Illinois; the playing field is level. Chantilly is just old news and the crowds have moved on.

Now, I said the first time I was in Chantilly was about 17 years ago and, technically, that’s true. However, I used to go in to that building a lot some 40 years ago when it was Shakey’s Pizza. As kid we went there all the time, for birthdays a lot as I recall. They had wooden benches and long tables, a piano player and a huge window into the kitchen where you could see them making the pizzas. They also gave the kids these styrofoam hats which we would have broken and in pieces before the end of the night there.

So I actually have a lot of memories and long history with that place. It’ll be sad to see it torn down and replaced with a drug store or gas station, but that's just the way it goes.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Lower the Drinking Age Campaign

This is sort of interesting, there's a movement afoot to get the drinking age lowered from 21 to 18. The people organizing to promote such a plan? Not college students, but college presidents and chancellors. It's called the Amethyst Initiative.

I took a look at the signatories of this initiative and, unless I missed one at this late (11th) hour, the only Illinois institution to have a signatory is Quincy University. (Which I will never get used to being called a University; it's Quincy COLLEGE dammit.) Anyway, I don't know what that means but there it is.

Personally, I can see both sides of the issue. It seems to me that once you are an adult at 18 you should be allowed to drink. On the other hand there seems to be some demonstrable benefits (less DUI, etc.) to the higher drinking age.

Fortunately, at 48, I'm in the safe zone and won't have my beer-buying privileges revoked again. Not like when I was 19 and, at the time, of legal drinking age, only to have the Illinois Legislature raise the drinking age to 21 making me underage again for 18 months. Bastards.

Hyperbolic Circular Argument of the Day

Smoking ban debates are old and tiresome by now and no one really cares that much anymore around here, but still it gets some coverage in the media elsewhere in the state where the ban is newer. This made me laugh:
[Bar manager] Sam Mrofcza said he does not have a problem abiding by the ban, but does not approve of more personal restrictions.

"If they're going to take it this far, (they should) just make (cigarettes) illegal, and while they're at it, they might as well make alcohol illegal," Mrofcza said. "And we all know how prohibition went."

Yeah, OK. I think you answered your own question, Sam, as to why no one is proposing an outright “ban” on cigarettes. Like the crazy war on drugs, it would be counterproductive, putting strain on law enforcement and creating a huge black market. Strict regulation and taxation works much better and still allows people to engage in their vices while not hurting anyone else. So just relax Sam.

Prom-Time News

It is true that there's absolutely no reason for 15,000 media people to show up to the [Democratic] convention, except the real reason they all show up which is that they see it as one of their proms. It's the big party.
And there will be tons of media folk heading off to the Republican convention, the other prom, too.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

My Truck Is An Eyesore

Or it would be if I lived in this guy's neighborhood.

... a Frisco [Texas] man says his truck is being targeted simply because his homeowners association doesn't think it's classy enough.

Jim Greenwood said he never dreamed his HOA would have a problem with his new Ford F-150 pickup. Then he received the first of three notices threatening him with fines.

"Mr. Greenwood, you're violating a subdivision rule that prohibits pickup trucks in your driveway," the notice reads.

Stonebriar HOA rules allow several luxury trucks on driveways, including the Cadillac Escalade, Chevy Avalanche, Honda Ridgeline and Lincoln Mark LT.

But most Ford, Dodge or Chevy pickups are restricted.

"It's very frustrating and confusing. It's hard to imagine how an HOA would try to dictate what type of vehicle you can drive and park in your driveway," Mr. Greenwood said.
That's just idiotic. Maybe I'm biased because I own an F-150 and park it in the driveway during the warm months (in the garage during the cold months). Thing is, my truck is eight years old and is a fine, fine looking pick-up. It's not in anyway an eyesore. Judge for yourself; here's my son holding the business end of a power washer we were using to clean my beautiful truck a few weeks ago, in my driveway.

Fortunately, the HOA in our subdivision isn't as dickish as the one in the story. Although, we do have some restrictions on boats and RVs. I actually serve as a representative on our HOA and I think we've only sent one "please move your boat or RV" reminder in the five or six years I've been involved. And even that made me a little uncomfortable despite the fact that the notice was agreed to because some a-hole had long had an RV parked in the driveway in such a way as it forced any car parked behind it to block the sidewalk.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Friday Beer Blogging: Beer Goggles Are Real Edition

Exciting beer news from real scientists! Beer goggles are real:
For the first time, scientists have proven that "beer goggles" are real - other people really do look more attractive to us if we have been drinking.

Surprisingly, the beer goggles effect was not limited to just the opposite sex among the ostensibly straight volunteers recruited for the study - they also rated people from their own sex as more attractive.

Scientists in England gave 84 heterosexual college students chilled lime-flavored drinks that were either non-alcoholic or given a dose of vodka equivalent in alcohol to a large glass of wine or a pint-and-a-half of beer.

After 15 minutes, the volunteers were shown photos of 40 other college students from both sexes. Both men and women who drank booze found these faces more attractive, "a roughly 10 percent increase in ratings of attractiveness," said researcher Marcus Munafo, an experimental psychologist at the University of Bristol in England.

The researchers also asked volunteers to rate their mood, "and there were no differences on those measures in the alcohol group compared to the no-alcohol group," Munafo added. "This suggests that the effect we observed wasn't due to a general change in mood."

It did not escape Munafo that the results are rather obvious.

"Everyone knows about beer goggles," Munafo said. "But some of our results suggest that there's more going on than we might have thought."

The discovery that the effect is not specific to the opposite sex was surprising. One possibility is that alcohol generally makes us see things as more attractive, but when this occurs in social situations, such as at a bar, "this might become targeted at opposite-sex faces," Munafo said. By repeating the experiment with video clips shot at bars, the scientists hope to recreate those social cues and see what happens.

"The main question is whether these effects are specific to faces, or whether we would rate anything as more attractive after a drink," Munafo said.

Future research could expose people who have been drinking to landscapes or the faces of puppies and other animals, "to see if alcohol has a more general effect on perceiving beauty in the environment."

All i can say about that last part is, WOW! Think of the possibilities. We could save all the money spent on keeping the environment clean and just buy beer instead. Bye, bye EPA; hello EBA (Environmental Beer Agency). Ooooooh yeah!

And I know this will work becuase my unmowed yard always looks better after a few brews. Or at least I don't feel as bad about not mowing.

Have a great weekend! And make your world more bueautiful: drink lots of beer.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Fair Daze

I spent the day today at the State Fair and will be taking the day tomorrow to move my daughter to Carbondale so she may begin college at SIU. Hence, not much blogging today or tomorrow.

It was 30 years ago this week I began my freshman year at SIU. Where did those years go?

Meanwhile, the Fair, while fun, wears me out. Here are a few notes about today's visit:
The best drink on the fairgrounds has to be the Mango Smoothie at the Indian both in the Ethnic Village.

Vose's corn dogs and the nearby "butter" dipped sweet corn didn't seem as good to me this year.

Could the Lt. Governor's tent be more out of the way. It's more inconspicuous than the office itself.

I wish I had gone into the Illinois Wine building, but I didn't.

And hey here's a little secret that might come in handy. If you're looking to cool off after a few hours of wondering around the fairgrounds, go to the Grandstand and catch some horse races. When you do, stop at the beer stand, pick up a cold Bud then go all the way to the top of the grandstand seating. They have vents right behind the last row of seats that create a comfortable breeze even on the hottest day.

Better yet, get one of those Mango Smoothies, hop on the skyride to the Grandstand (so the smoothie doesn't completely melt/get consumed before you get there), and head to the back row.
See you Friday for some beer blogging.

Supplemental Beer Blogging: Don't Wait Edition

This is pretty funny.
WATERVILLE, Maine — After stepping down from the pastorate last month after fifty years in ministry, Albert Finley did something no one expected: he had his first beer.

"I was curious what it actually tasted like, after all these years of preaching against it," he says.

The results?

"What a marvelous drink," he says. "It tastes much better than it smells."

The Sierra Nevada Pale Ale he chose delivered "surprisingly complex and satisfying tastes."


"I actually said ‘Praise God’ right in the middle of it," he says.

But people in his former congregation are not happy.

"He’s tarnishing the reputation of himself and this church," says one woman. "I always pointed to the pastor and
told my kids, ‘See? There’s a man who has chosen not to drink.’ This puts a big question mark after everything he has preached."

Another says Finley reminds her of Noah, "a righteous man who ended up a worthless drunk," she says.

But Finley says he no longer has to be an example. He is also upset that he has held misconceptions about beer for so long.
OK, my take on this is that he wasn't really unfamiliar with beer. Instead, he came out of the beer closet and used his retirement as an excuse. I say this because I don't know anyone who tries beer for the first time and thinks it's great. Beer is an acquired taste.

But I'm willing to suspend disbelief and become BFS Dan long enough to think that Sierra Nevada Pale Ale could actually cause an epiphany in a former clergyman.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Confuzed

No, this post is not about me, so stop assuming that.


Get Dew the Point

This is for weather geeks only. And if you are a real weather geek, you probably already know this, but last week Springfield set an all-time record high dewpoint for the city. From the National Weather Service:
Extremely muggy conditions invaded much of central and southeast Illinois on Monday, August 4th. The dewpoint temperature is commonly used in meteorology to describe atmospheric moisture. It is the temperature to which air must be cooled in order to reach saturation (assuming air pressure and moisture content are constant). In general terms, the higher the dewpoint, the more oppressively humid the air feels. Dewpoints often reach into the low and mid 70s over the eastern half of the U.S. in summertime.

A rare set of factors may have combined on August 4th to produce widespread dewpoints in the upper 70s and lower 80s across central and southeast Illinois. Much above normal rainfall so far this year has led to abundant soil moisture. This has helped local vegetation which usually peaks in evapotranspiration (moisture loss) from mid July to early August. In addition, a warm front established itself across northern Illinois on the afternoon and evening of the 4th. This allowed southerly winds to supply moisture-rich air to the region. Other small-scale effects and local factors may have played a role in producing extremely high dewpoint readings.

Springfield IL established a new dewpoint record of 83 degrees F at 6:52 PM on the 4th. This broke the old record of 82 degrees from August 19, 1993 at 5 PM. The period of hourly records at Springfield dates back to 1948.
We‘ve had more than one really, really humid day this summer. Fortunately, the humidity is leaving us alone for Fair week.

Flag-ilation

Can you imagine the howling from the wingnuts if Barack Obama had held the flag the wrong way? OMG, he’s an unpatriotic, islamofascist, presumptuous, elitist antichrist!!! Just thinking about it makes my ears hurt.

But it’s just George Bush – PASS.

And while I’m not going to question someone’s patriotism, my God, what a big dork.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Beijing Bob

I didn’t see the interview, but Bob Costas is getting some good reviews on his interview with President Bush broadcast last night during the Olympics. That doesn’t surprise me at all since I think Costas is the best overall broadcaster in the country. And I’ve thought that for years. He can do a hard hitting and informed interview with a newsmaker and then walk over, sit down and do excellent play-by-play of a major league baseball game without even breaking a sweat. And let’s not forget he played the voice of Bob Cutlass in the movie Cars!

Costas had a talk show on TV in the late 80s and early 90s and he proved to be a tremendous interviewer. Before that, I only knew him as a sports guy. But he proved to me that he was much more versatile and could speak to almost any topic. Costas is definitely the best in the biz. I guess he has a show on HBO now, though I’ve not seen it yet (we just got HBO).

Huey Lostit

It’s always sad to see musicians that were once on the top of the pop world to be reduced to playing their old hits at state fairs. Last night, the string of washed-up ‘80s acts continued its parade across the State Fair grandstand stage with Huey Lewis and the News making an appearance. And I gather from this review Lewis and the band gave the crowd what they wanted, but this is just pathetic:

Lewis seemed to struggle with the higher notes in his songs.

At first, it seemed like there was a problem with his microphone or the sound mix, with some lyrics not coming through the PA system.

But soon it became clear that whenever Lewis would have to hit a high note, like in singing the title phrase from "This Is It," he would quickly and subtly slide the mic up from his mouth to his right cheek, next to his nose.

The mic he was using, which appeared to be a Shure SM-58, is designed to pick up sound directly in front of it, so it would seem that Lewis knew he would hardly be heard when he moved the mic away from his mouth.



Or maybe he was just getting over a cold or something. But probably not. Sadly, it is the voice, the one truly human element, that often goes first for aging musicians.

I’m thinking also of Roger Daltrey who arguably once had the most powerful voices in rock and now continues to perform with the rump version of The Who (it’s just him and Pete Townshend now, the other two original members of the band having already died). Daltrey’s voice is shot. Most recently, I saw the The Who perform on VH-1’s Rock Honors program and it was sad. Poor guy.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Lane Excuses

I've never understood why I-55 is three lanes for 30 miles north of Springfield and, what, 10 or 20 miles south of town, but going around the city it's just two lanes each way. There is more traffic and more entering and exiting the highway around Springfield than north or south of it. This sort of explains it but still seems odd to me.
“Our interchanges there are obsolete. As that traffic count continues to grow, you start exceeding capacity. Your interchanges get clogged up, then people start having accidents trying to get onto the interstate,” said Bill Frey, program development engineer with the Illinois Department of Transportation.

Frey also explained why the roughly six-mile section of I-55 between Sangamon Avenue and Interstate 72 was not six lanes when design work began for the U.S. Interstate 55 Bypass in the early 1960s.

“At that point, Springfield was a departure and destination community. Everybody was coming to Springfield and not going around Springfield,” said Fry.
Finally, they're going to look into adding an additional lane around Springfield. That's good news. (But 6.5 MILLION dollars to just study the idea?)

Perhaps Paul McCartney complained about the lane situation and now IDOT is taking notice.

Parked

As of the writing of this post, Spfldbloggers.com has been parked. How am I going to find out what's really going on in Springfield (or Kansas or Cameroon, for that matter)?


Update: Spfldbloggers is back up.

Friday, August 08, 2008

The Edwards Affair

Former presidential candidate John Edwards admits to having had an extramarital affair in the recent past.

Having an affair is a private matter but why would you run for president knowing that skeleton was in your closet? You know that the media would have a field day if the truth was discovered. Hell, they’d tar and feather you more for the affair than if your campaign was based on a platform of genocide and child rape.

I guess some highly visible people actually get away with having affairs and so everyone thinks they can too, or something. It just doesn’t seem like running for president with a recent affair under your belt (and lying about it) is a practical thing to do to your political party or your family. What if Edwards had gotten the nomination?

Of course, if the affair is far enough in your past and you wind up marrying the other woman (see Reagan, McCain, Gingrich, et al), the media gives you a pass. Fair or not, those are the rules and Edwards should have been more discrete either before having the affair or before deciding to run for president.

Rhoads, Illinois

If you are into the archeology or Native Americans of the area, you might want to check out this article. Back in the 1970s, while building a portion of I-55 through Logan County, the remnants of an old Kickapoo village called Rhoads was discovered.

The site was excavated and the artifacts stored away at Southern Illinois University at Carbondale for all these years. Now, they are being studied and some will soon be on display.

Friday Beer Blogging: Stag Edtion

Stag beer is one of those old time American beer icons that somehow manages to hold on even though nobody in their right mind drinks it anymore. Well, I have one friend who drinks it but everyone understands that its merely a desperate cry for attention.

A few weeks ago when I was at Brewhaus celebrating my birthday, Former Wingman SK and I at one point were having a hard time deciding on what beer to get next off the menu. So many beers so little time. Finally, I suggested Stag. Ha, ha. Not when there are so many good beers to choose from. But later that night (and many beers later) we found ourselves at The Corner Pub to grab some wings and nacho fries and, of course, one more beer. Well, we spied Stag on the menu and we had our first Stags in over 25 years. It's still forgettable after all these years.

Stag is part of the Pabst family of beers and can be found online here.

Long ago, Mr. Magoo was the beers spokesman (view old TV commercials here).

By the way, today (I assume it's still there), the world's largest Stag can resides in Greene County, Illinois.

Have a great weekend! And don't drink so much beer you STAGger.

Thursday, August 07, 2008

Paul Sings About Springfield

A songwriting friend of mine came up with a song Paul McCartney may want to use in any potential live double album commemorating his journey on Route 66.

Actually, my friend has, as far as I know, never written another song, but he wrote this one so that makes him a songwriter.

Anyway the song:


Peeing at the Circle K

Peeing at the Circle K
Along Route 66
Met up with locals on the way
And let them take some pix

Said we're heading toward St. Lou
From the Hamptons in this old Bronco
We're hoping we can make it through
All the way to New Mexico

Driving historic 66 today
Will surely be a high
But peeing at the Circle K
Just couldn't be denied

Cause I'm 66 just like the road
And pit stops are a must
For it's getting harder trying to hold
With a bladder I can't trust

Happy you caught me coming out
Instead of going in
For I then was able to hear your shout
With a relieved and happy grin

So, goodbye sweet Springfield
With heavy heart, I leave these words if I may
Hoping your lips are forever sealed Of my peeing at the Circle K

--Anonymous

Post Your Pro-McCain Comments Here

So the McCain campaign is offering incentives for posting blog comments that are positive toward their candidate. Participants can earn points and redeem them for prizes.
On McCain's Web site, visitors are invited to "Spread the Word" about the presumptive Republican nominee by sending campaign-supplied comments to blogs and Web sites under the visitor's screen name. The site offers sample comments ("John McCain has a comprehensive economic plan . . .") and a list of dozens of suggested destinations, conveniently broken down into "conservative," "liberal," "moderate" and "other" categories. Just cut and paste.
…
People who sign up for McCain's program receive reward points each time they place a favorable comment on one of the listed Web sites (subject to verification by McCain's webmasters). The points can be traded for prizes, such as books autographed by McCain, preferred seating at campaign events, even a ride with the candidate on his bus, known as the Straight Talk Express, according to campaign spokesman Brian Rogers.
Well, that sounds like a swell activity. Hours of fun for the whole family!

Consider this post a good place park those comments and run up your point total. Here’s some stuff to rebut to get you started:

Paris Hilton is smarter than John McCain

McCain’s middle name is Sidney

McCain = Bush and/or McCain = Grampa Simpson

Now go get commenting for prizes!

Speed Camera’s on Illinois Interstates?

Rod Blagojevich has another great idea.

…the governor is considering installing speed cameras in each direction of every interstate in the 20 State Police districts across Illinois to raise $50 million a year in revenue -- enough for 500 more troopers. The money could support an "elite tactical team" and bolster everything from crash investigations to cold-case murder probes, Trent said.

Currently, camera-equipped vans nab speeders in construction zones, but state law does not allow speed cameras on interstates, Trent said.

In Arizona, 50 speed cameras will be deployed on highways by September with another 50 by January at a cost of about $20 million. The state hopes to raise $90 million a year by imposing $165 fines on vehicles going 10 mph over the speed limit or faster.

Asked what speeds Illinois motorists would have to hit before they would get nailed with a camera violation, Guerrero said, "It would have to be egregious -- 80 or 85 mph. We don't know yet."
I don’t have a huge problem with this as a law enforcement tactic (even though I stand to lose lots of money), but what I object to is that this isn’t being used directly to catch speeders so much as to raise revenue.

I guess if you obey the speed limit (like everyone but me should) you won’t be contributing to this fundraiser, but I think the purpose of the fines should be to discourage bad behavior not raise cash. I’ve never been one of those that assumed traffic tickets were mainly issued to raise money, but I’m starting to rethink that position.

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Get Your Kicks…Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

On my lunch break today, I was driving home listening to my satellite radio when the interesting but unconvincing Depeche Mode version of Route 66 came on. Listening to the song, I wondered if Route 66 held some sort of facisnation for the guys in DM. Nah, what do the British care. But then I thought, hmmmmm, maybe they do and that’s what Paul McCartney was doing traveling by car and stopping in Springfield to pee. Nah, again.



Hours later, I was sent a link to this:

Sir Paul McCartney has hit the road with Nancy Shevell, touring the legendary US Route 66.

The former Beatle, 66, and Nancy, 47 will travel in the classic 1989 Ford Bronco in which they were first spotted kissing.

Their trip takes them from his holiday home in The Hamptons, New York, across country almost 3,000 miles along the most iconic road in the country. They will pass through St Louis, Oklahoma, Amarillo and Albuquerque before ending in Santa Monica, California.

Since leaving last Thursday, they have travelled almost 1,000 miles, and ended up posing for photographs at a service station in Springield, Illinois.

Well, even some of my idle mental musings turn out to be real.

Hat tip to my good bud Jason L. whom I will credit even if the folks at the SJ-R never do.

Like Butter

There should be no expansion of butter objects at the State Fair until existing objects (cow) are made ENTIRELY of butter and not just butter molded onto a chicken wire frame.

I’m still not entirely readjusted from the shock I got sometime in my 20’s when I learned the butter cow was not made of solid butter.

And by the way, if you like butter on your corn-on-the-cob, get one of these things. They make life so much easier.

"I'll See You at the Debates, Bitches"

I've never liked or understood Paris Hilton and have never really gotten why she even is a celebrity. But this video makes me think she may actually have talent as a snarkette supreme.

The irony is that J. Sidney McCain decided that he would try to tie alleged air-headed celebrities like Hilton to Obama. Instead, it seems that it is working the other way around.

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

And I Didn’t Even Know The Gorillas Were Missing

I find this story funny in the way it’s presented, not in basis. First the headline:

More than 100,000 rare gorillas found in Congo

Actually it’s more like 125,000, but either way I’m not sure that finding that number of anything can allow it to still be considered “rare”. At least not anymore.

The other thing that’s humorous to me, in this day and age, when I can look on the internet at the swing set in my backyard from a satellite photo, is that anyone could not notice 125, 000 gorillas. That’s more gorillas than Springfield has people. Although Rod Blagojevich has successfully overlooked/ignored/not noticed that many Springfieldians. So I guess it is possible.

A Google With A View

Via John at Just two Guys, it appears Google Maps now has the street view feature available for Springfield.

For those who don’t know what that is, it is a feature that lets you view the city as if you were driving down the street. You see actual pictures of houses and buildings and streets and cars and anything else you would see going down the road. You can even turn around to look in any direction. And it covers the whole city.

For example, here is what you see when you navigate to the famous Circle K in which Paul McCartney pissed this past weekend.

You can zoom in or out, turn around, or move on down the road to the exit Paul McCartney took to get the hell back out of Springfield.

Based on what I see of my house and my work place, I’m guessing the pictures were taken late last summer. But that’s just a guess at this point.

It's Paul!

OK, color me convinced. It's all in the belt.

Here's a picture of Paul McCartney presumably not in Springfield:


And here's the one published in the SJ-R:


Look at his belt. Same one. I'm not sure even a dedicated imposter could get that detail right.

I'm also not sure I like the belt though.

HT to Dave Bakke at the SJ-R for the top pic (and the SJ-R article for that matter).

Monday, August 04, 2008

Springfield - No Place For Celebrities

I dunno. If I had hundreds of millions of dollars and was trying to get to St. Louis, I’d probably fly. In my own jet. OVER Springfield.

And if I had hundreds of millions of dollars, I'm not sure I'd even be trying to get to St. Louis. I think we’re being punk’d here.

It’s Too Hot To Seriously Blog, So Let’s Discuss Mr. Eggroll

Sometimes I wonder why certain places have such staying power. Driving on west Jefferson over the weekend, I found myself curious as why Mr. Eggroll is still around. I’m not commenting on their food (I haven’t been in there in over 10 years), it just seems like it’s been around a loooong time for a business that sees stores come and go so routinely. ANd I relly don'r know anyone who goes there.
In the past when I have purchased food at Mr. Eggroll, it hasn’t been particularly remarkable, just standard Chinese fare as we know it here. IIRC, it’s been at its current location at least 25 years. The only thing that even draws my attention to it driving by is it’s looking just a little run down and could use a makeover. But they must be doing something right

That’s all. Back to sweating.

Same Old Drill

While the debate over expanded offshore drilling continues in Washington, it turns out that individual states have the final say. And guess what; most of them either aren’t interested in drilling off their shores or have little-to-no potential oil to offer.
So I say go ahead and lift the ban. It’s not going to do anything at all for the price of gasoline but it gets the silliness off the political table and will stop the ridiculous demagoguery by the usual (Republican) suspects. In the end, there will be little drilling because there isn’t much to drill for and the local states have minimal interest in the undertaking anyway. The whole issue will die and we can move forward with real solutions to our energy needs.

Friday, August 01, 2008

Stipulated: Wal-Mart Sux

I’m done with Wal-Mart. For good. I've never much liked their stores anyway.


They (top management) really are a complete bunch of assholes. This is just another in a long line of offenses against labor that I won’t tolerate. They are too big and too arrogant (remember this?). They don’t carry anything I can’t get elsewhere, even if it’s 28 cents more.

Friday Beer Blogging: Murphy's Edition

If you're looking for an ever-so-slight change of pace from Guinness, you might want to try Murphy's Irish Stout. I got some as a birthday present this year and find it just about as good as Guinness.

Locally, it seems to only come in 4-packs. I know Party House sells it, not sure about other locations but I would be surprised if Friar Tuck didn't have a stock of it.

Murphy's also has one of those carbonating widgets in the can like Guinness so you get the rich foamy head when poured into a glass.

I will say that I do still prefer Guinness by a hair, but Mrs. TEH, whom I have taught to like the Guinesses and kin of the world, likes Murphy's slightly better. You be the judge.

Have a great weekend! And remember Murphy's Law: ummm, have a Murphy's Irish Stout.