Thursday, August 21, 2008
Rick!
Gilligan: Hapless Navigator?
But...…the White House says President Bush has "no plans" to see the movie.
White House spokeswoman Emily Lawrimore said she's not sure that Bush has seen any of Stone's earlier films, which includes "JFK" and "World Trade Center."
One thing she's clear about: Oliver Stone has no credibility to chronicle the Bush presidency."Oliver Stone is an accurate historian like Gilligan was an accurate navigator," she said.
That would be Gilligan, as in "Gilligan's Island," the CBS sitcom from the 1960s about seven castaways shipwrecked on an abandoned island. The show featured Bob Denver, above, playing Gilligan, the hapless navigator.
I don’t recall ever thinking of Gilligan as “hapless navigator” or any kind of navigator. Hapless deckhand, maybe. And wasn’t the Skipper at least equally involved (not to mention that terrible storm) in getting the Minnow and its occupants stranded on that island?
Oh, What To Do About Obama Bash
For one thing, it’s going to be hot, in the upper 80s approaching 90 degrees. And humid. There’s no way this is going to be comfortable. That means I will likely have to lug around lots of water which means, and this is important, I’ll have to pee every half hour. Which means I may lose my spot in line or place on the Old State Capitol grounds anyway.
However, like I said, I sort of want to be there. So I’m thinking I might just buzz around the perimeter and get as close as I can while still being able to duck out of the heat and grab a cold drink (say, Brewhaus is nearby…). I just think that would be more tolerable and I could still claim to have “been there”.
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Not Invited
The Democratic National Committee has invited some high-ranking officials from Barack Obama’s home state to speak at the party’s convention in Denver next week, but not Gov. Rod Blagojevich.
Those invited include Illinois Treasurer Alexi Giannoulias, Comptroller Dan Hynes and Attorney General Lisa Madigan. All three are potential rivals of Blagojevich, should he run for re-election. Chicago Mayor Richard Daley also has been invited to speak.
But I am looking forward to the sure-to-be rousing speeches to be delivered by the lesser state officials. Let’s hope one of them will be speaking at the 2012 convention as governor.
And who could have predicted I’d have two posts in a row containing the name Alexi Giannoulias?
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Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Obama to Pick Tim Davlin as VP!
The evidence is now overwhelming. Let's run down the list:
Obama is coming here to make the announcement. The town in which Davlin is mayor. Not a coincidence.See! It's inevitable.
Davlin led the way in implementing the city's smoking ban long before it was Kool to do so. Obama who has, or is trying, to stop smoking will need someone with a proven track record to keep him off the butts.
Davlin is an overt Irish Catholic and has not ever been suspected of being a Muslim.
The sudden announcement that Davlin's brother, Kevin, will soon be divesting himself of Chantilly Lace is evidence of the Veep vetting process. No one wants Chantilly's notorious past brought up during the campaign. The Attorney General's position may then also become available to Kevin Davlin.
What campaign could pass up the slogan "Vote For the Boyz From Illinoiz"?
Davlin was seen in the Simpsons "Real Springfield" contest video in London, solidifying the mayor's foreign policy cred.
The Lace WAS the Place
But I think it’s hilarious that owner Kevin Davlin is blaming the smoking ban for Chantilly’s declining customer base. Although my days of partying there are long gone, I do know it has gotten kind of a bad reputation over the years and people are just going elsewhere. New places become the new hot spots, it happens all the time in that business. Blaming the smoking ban is lame. For one thing, the ban is now universal in Illinois; the playing field is level. Chantilly is just old news and the crowds have moved on.
So I actually have a lot of memories and long history with that place. It’ll be sad to see it torn down and replaced with a drug store or gas station, but that's just the way it goes.
Monday, August 18, 2008
Lower the Drinking Age Campaign
I took a look at the signatories of this initiative and, unless I missed one at this late (11th) hour, the only Illinois institution to have a signatory is Quincy University. (Which I will never get used to being called a University; it's Quincy COLLEGE dammit.) Anyway, I don't know what that means but there it is.
Fortunately, at 48, I'm in the safe zone and won't have my beer-buying privileges revoked again. Not like when I was 19 and, at the time, of legal drinking age, only to have the Illinois Legislature raise the drinking age to 21 making me underage again for 18 months. Bastards.
Hyperbolic Circular Argument of the Day
[Bar manager] Sam Mrofcza said he does not have a problem abiding by the ban, but does not approve of more personal restrictions.
"If they're going to take it this far, (they should) just make (cigarettes) illegal, and while they're at it, they might as well make alcohol illegal," Mrofcza said. "And we all know how prohibition went."
Prom-Time News
It is true that there's absolutely no reason for 15,000 media people to show up to the [Democratic] convention, except the real reason they all show up which is that they see it as one of their proms. It's the big party.And there will be tons of media folk heading off to the Republican convention, the other prom, too.
Sunday, August 17, 2008
My Truck Is An Eyesore
... a Frisco [Texas] man says his truck is being targeted simply because his homeowners association doesn't think it's classy enough.
Jim Greenwood said he never dreamed his HOA would have a problem with his new Ford F-150 pickup. Then he received the first of three notices threatening him with fines.
"Mr. Greenwood, you're violating a subdivision rule that prohibits pickup trucks in your driveway," the notice reads.
Stonebriar HOA rules allow several luxury trucks on driveways, including the Cadillac Escalade, Chevy Avalanche, Honda Ridgeline and Lincoln Mark LT.
But most Ford, Dodge or Chevy pickups are restricted.
"It's very frustrating and confusing. It's hard to imagine how an HOA would try to dictate what type of vehicle you can drive and park in your driveway," Mr. Greenwood said.That's just idiotic. Maybe I'm biased because I own an F-150 and park it in the driveway during the warm months (in the garage during the cold months). Thing is, my truck is eight years old and is a fine, fine looking pick-up. It's not in anyway an eyesore. Judge for yourself; here's my son holding the business end of a power washer we were using to clean my beautiful truck a few weeks ago, in my driveway.
Friday, August 15, 2008
Friday Beer Blogging: Beer Goggles Are Real Edition
For the first time, scientists have proven that "beer goggles" are real - other people really do look more attractive to us if we have been drinking.Surprisingly, the beer goggles effect was not limited to just the opposite sex among the ostensibly straight volunteers recruited for the study - they also rated people from their own sex as more attractive.
Scientists in England gave 84 heterosexual college students chilled lime-flavored drinks that were either non-alcoholic or given a dose of vodka equivalent in alcohol to a large glass of wine or a pint-and-a-half of beer.
After 15 minutes, the volunteers were shown photos of 40 other college students from both sexes. Both men and women who drank booze found these faces more attractive, "a roughly 10 percent increase in ratings of attractiveness," said researcher Marcus Munafo, an experimental psychologist at the University of Bristol in England.
The researchers also asked volunteers to rate their mood, "and there were no differences on those measures in the alcohol group compared to the no-alcohol group," Munafo added. "This suggests that the effect we observed wasn't due to a general change in mood."
It did not escape Munafo that the results are rather obvious.
"Everyone knows about beer goggles," Munafo said. "But some of our results suggest that there's more going on than we might have thought."
The discovery that the effect is not specific to the opposite sex was surprising. One possibility is that alcohol generally makes us see things as more attractive, but when this occurs in social situations, such as at a bar, "this might become targeted at opposite-sex faces," Munafo said. By repeating the experiment with video clips shot at bars, the scientists hope to recreate those social cues and see what happens.
"The main question is whether these effects are specific to faces, or whether we would rate anything as more attractive after a drink," Munafo said.
Future research could expose people who have been drinking to landscapes or the faces of puppies and other animals, "to see if alcohol has a more general effect on perceiving beauty in the environment."
All i can say about that last part is, WOW! Think of the possibilities. We could save all the money spent on keeping the environment clean and just buy beer instead. Bye, bye EPA; hello EBA (Environmental Beer Agency). Ooooooh yeah!
And I know this will work becuase my unmowed yard always looks better after a few brews. Or at least I don't feel as bad about not mowing.
Have a great weekend! And make your world more bueautiful: drink lots of beer.Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Fair Daze
It was 30 years ago this week I began my freshman year at SIU. Where did those years go?
Meanwhile, the Fair, while fun, wears me out. Here are a few notes about today's visit:
The best drink on the fairgrounds has to be the Mango Smoothie at the Indian both in the Ethnic Village.See you Friday for some beer blogging.
Vose's corn dogs and the nearby "butter" dipped sweet corn didn't seem as good to me this year.
Could the Lt. Governor's tent be more out of the way. It's more inconspicuous than the office itself.
I wish I had gone into the Illinois Wine building, but I didn't.
And hey here's a little secret that might come in handy. If you're looking to cool off after a few hours of wondering around the fairgrounds, go to the Grandstand and catch some horse races. When you do, stop at the beer stand, pick up a cold Bud then go all the way to the top of the grandstand seating. They have vents right behind the last row of seats that create a comfortable breeze even on the hottest day.Better yet, get one of those Mango Smoothies, hop on the skyride to the Grandstand (so the smoothie doesn't completely melt/get consumed before you get there), and head to the back row.
Supplemental Beer Blogging: Don't Wait Edition
WATERVILLE, Maine — After stepping down from the pastorate last month after fifty years in ministry, Albert Finley did something no one expected: he had his first beer.OK, my take on this is that he wasn't really unfamiliar with beer. Instead, he came out of the beer closet and used his retirement as an excuse. I say this because I don't know anyone who tries beer for the first time and thinks it's great. Beer is an acquired taste.
"I was curious what it actually tasted like, after all these years of preaching against it," he says.
The results?
"What a marvelous drink," he says. "It tastes much better than it smells."
The Sierra Nevada Pale Ale he chose delivered "surprisingly complex and satisfying tastes."
"I actually said ‘Praise God’ right in the middle of it," he says.
But people in his former congregation are not happy.
"He’s tarnishing the reputation of himself and this church," says one woman. "I always pointed to the pastor and told my kids, ‘See? There’s a man who has chosen not to drink.’ This puts a big question mark after everything he has preached."
Another says Finley reminds her of Noah, "a righteous man who ended up a worthless drunk," she says.
But Finley says he no longer has to be an example. He is also upset that he has held misconceptions about beer for so long.
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Get Dew the Point
Extremely muggy conditions invaded much of central and southeast Illinois on Monday, August 4th. The dewpoint temperature is commonly used in meteorology to describe atmospheric moisture. It is the temperature to which air must be cooled in order to reach saturation (assuming air pressure and moisture content are constant). In general terms, the higher the dewpoint, the more oppressively humid the air feels. Dewpoints often reach into the low and mid 70s over the eastern half of the U.S. in summertime.
A rare set of factors may have combined on August 4th to produce widespread dewpoints in the upper 70s and lower 80s across central and southeast Illinois. Much above normal rainfall so far this year has led to abundant soil moisture. This has helped local vegetation which usually peaks in evapotranspiration (moisture loss) from mid July to early August. In addition, a warm front established itself across northern Illinois on the afternoon and evening of the 4th. This allowed southerly winds to supply moisture-rich air to the region. Other small-scale effects and local factors may have played a role in producing extremely high dewpoint readings.
Springfield IL established a new dewpoint record of 83 degrees F at 6:52 PM on the 4th. This broke the old record of 82 degrees from August 19, 1993 at 5 PM. The period of hourly records at Springfield dates back to 1948.
Flag-ilation
And while I’m not going to question someone’s patriotism, my God, what a big dork.
Monday, August 11, 2008
Beijing Bob
Huey Lostit
Lewis seemed to struggle with the higher notes in his songs.
At first, it seemed like there was a problem with his microphone or the sound mix, with some lyrics not coming through the PA system.
But soon it became clear that whenever Lewis would have to hit a high note, like in singing the title phrase from "This Is It," he would quickly and subtly slide the mic up from his mouth to his right cheek, next to his nose.
The mic he was using, which appeared to be a Shure SM-58, is designed to pick up sound directly in front of it, so it would seem that Lewis knew he would hardly be heard when he moved the mic away from his mouth.
Or maybe he was just getting over a cold or something. But probably not. Sadly, it is the voice, the one truly human element, that often goes first for aging musicians.
I’m thinking also of Roger Daltrey who arguably once had the most powerful voices in rock and now continues to perform with the rump version of The Who (it’s just him and Pete Townshend now, the other two original members of the band having already died). Daltrey’s voice is shot. Most recently, I saw the The Who perform on VH-1’s Rock Honors program and it was sad. Poor guy.
Sunday, August 10, 2008
Lane Excuses
“Our interchanges there are obsolete. As that traffic count continues to grow, you start exceeding capacity. Your interchanges get clogged up, then people start having accidents trying to get onto the interstate,” said Bill Frey, program development engineer with the Illinois Department of Transportation.
Frey also explained why the roughly six-mile section of I-55 between Sangamon Avenue and Interstate 72 was not six lanes when design work began for the U.S. Interstate 55 Bypass in the early 1960s.
“At that point, Springfield was a departure and destination community. Everybody was coming to Springfield and not going around Springfield,” said Fry.
Perhaps Paul McCartney complained about the lane situation and now IDOT is taking notice.
Parked
Update: Spfldbloggers is back up.
Friday, August 08, 2008
The Edwards Affair
Having an affair is a private matter but why would you run for president knowing that skeleton was in your closet? You know that the media would have a field day if the truth was discovered. Hell, they’d tar and feather you more for the affair than if your campaign was based on a platform of genocide and child rape.
Of course, if the affair is far enough in your past and you wind up marrying the other woman (see Reagan, McCain, Gingrich, et al), the media gives you a pass. Fair or not, those are the rules and Edwards should have been more discrete either before having the affair or before deciding to run for president.
Rhoads, Illinois
Friday Beer Blogging: Stag Edtion
Thursday, August 07, 2008
Paul Sings About Springfield
Actually, my friend has, as far as I know, never written another song, but he wrote this one so that makes him a songwriter.
Anyway the song:
Peeing at the Circle K
Peeing at the Circle K
Along Route 66
Met up with locals on the way
And let them take some pix
Said we're heading toward St. Lou
From the Hamptons in this old Bronco
We're hoping we can make it through
All the way to New Mexico
Driving historic 66 today
Will surely be a high
But peeing at the Circle K
Just couldn't be denied
Cause I'm 66 just like the road
And pit stops are a must
For it's getting harder trying to hold
With a bladder I can't trust
Happy you caught me coming out
Instead of going in
For I then was able to hear your shout
With a relieved and happy grin
So, goodbye sweet Springfield
With heavy heart, I leave these words if I may
--Anonymous
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McCain’s middle name is Sidney
McCain = Bush and/or McCain = Grampa Simpson
Now go get commenting for prizes!
Speed Camera’s on Illinois Interstates?
…the governor is considering installing speed cameras in each direction of every interstate in the 20 State Police districts across Illinois to raise $50 million a year in revenue -- enough for 500 more troopers. The money could support an "elite tactical team" and bolster everything from crash investigations to cold-case murder probes, Trent said.
Currently, camera-equipped vans nab speeders in construction zones, but state law does not allow speed cameras on interstates, Trent said.
In Arizona, 50 speed cameras will be deployed on highways by September with another 50 by January at a cost of about $20 million. The state hopes to raise $90 million a year by imposing $165 fines on vehicles going 10 mph over the speed limit or faster.
Asked what speeds Illinois motorists would have to hit before they would get nailed with a camera violation, Guerrero said, "It would have to be egregious -- 80 or 85 mph. We don't know yet."
Wednesday, August 06, 2008
Get Your Kicks…Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Hours later, I was sent a link to this:
Well, even some of my idle mental musings turn out to be real.Sir Paul McCartney has hit the road with Nancy Shevell, touring the legendary US Route 66.
The former Beatle, 66, and Nancy, 47 will travel in the classic 1989 Ford Bronco in which they were first spotted kissing.
Their trip takes them from his holiday home in The Hamptons, New York, across country almost 3,000 miles along the most iconic road in the country. They will pass through St Louis, Oklahoma, Amarillo and Albuquerque before ending in Santa Monica, California.
Since leaving last Thursday, they have travelled almost 1,000 miles, and ended up posing for photographs at a service station in Springield, Illinois.
Hat tip to my good bud Jason L. whom I will credit even if the folks at the SJ-R never do.
Like Butter
I’m still not entirely readjusted from the shock I got sometime in my 20’s when I learned the butter cow was not made of solid butter.
"I'll See You at the Debates, Bitches"
Tuesday, August 05, 2008
And I Didn’t Even Know The Gorillas Were Missing
A Google With A View
For those who don’t know what that is, it is a feature that lets you view the city as if you were driving down the street. You see actual pictures of houses and buildings and streets and cars and anything else you would see going down the road. You can even turn around to look in any direction. And it covers the whole city.
For example, here is what you see when you navigate to the famous Circle K in which Paul McCartney pissed this past weekend.
Based on what I see of my house and my work place, I’m guessing the pictures were taken late last summer. But that’s just a guess at this point.
It's Paul!
Here's a picture of Paul McCartney presumably not in Springfield:
And here's the one published in the SJ-R:
I'm also not sure I like the belt though.
HT to Dave Bakke at the SJ-R for the top pic (and the SJ-R article for that matter).
Monday, August 04, 2008
Springfield - No Place For Celebrities
It’s Too Hot To Seriously Blog, So Let’s Discuss Mr. Eggroll
Same Old Drill
Friday, August 01, 2008
Stipulated: Wal-Mart Sux
They (top management) really are a complete bunch of assholes. This is just another in a long line of offenses against labor that I won’t tolerate. They are too big and too arrogant (remember this?). They don’t carry anything I can’t get elsewhere, even if it’s 28 cents more.