Monday, February 02, 2009

New Holiday

The day after the Super Bowl should be a national holiday. We could chuck Columbus Day in exchange (I mean, the guy was a bit of an asshole and how can you “discover” a place where people are already living?). The day after the Super Bowl is needed for clean up and sleeping in or sleeping it off.

President Obama, a hung-over nation looks to you for leadership through bloodshot eyes.

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