Saturday, March 28, 2009

John Shimkus: Science Genius!

The stupid here almost hurts. Our own Rep. John Shimkus (R-Not as Smart as a 5th Grader) speaking about man-made carbon dioxide:
SHIMKUS: It's plant food ... So if we decrease the use of carbon dioxide, are we not taking away plant food from the atmosphere? ... So all our good intentions could be for naught. In fact, we could be doing just the opposite of what the people who want to save the world are saying.
Yes! Why didn't I think about this before? Humans need water to live, right? Well, I'm going to go hold my head under water for a few hours and get really healthy! Be right back when I'm done.

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