Me and OJ

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas:

My money
OJ Simpson

What the hell was he thinking?

It’s strange; when OJ was first suspected in the murders for which he was later acquitted a dozen years ago, he was in Chicago. As was I. Now, he allegedly commits some sort of armed robbery in Las Vegas. I was in Las Vegas that day. OJ should just check my travel plans from now on. It might help keep him out of trouble.