I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner and that is what I'd truly like to be.
For if I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner the whole world would be in love with me!
You filthy dirty child, you go shut your foul degenerate mouth before I slap you across the room!
Did you hear what you son just sang?
Honey, he was only singing that hot dog song on the T.V.
Oh, never mind then, you best go to bed before I change my mind now!
Secret Thoughts; Men, are so disgusting what with their dirty foul sinful penises and all - sick - totally sick - I didn't know what I was getting myself into when I married Frank.
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Ya just can't make stuff up like that.
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner and that is what I'd truly like to be.
For if I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner the whole world would be in love with me!
You filthy dirty child, you go shut your foul degenerate mouth before I slap you across the room!
Did you hear what you son just sang?
Honey, he was only singing that hot dog song on the T.V.
Oh, never mind then, you best go to bed before I change my mind now!
Secret Thoughts; Men, are so disgusting what with their dirty foul sinful penises and all - sick - totally sick - I didn't know what I was getting myself into when I married Frank.
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