Years Old, But Worth Worrying About

Sure, and when everyone really does die, we're going to wish we had listened to the bathroom wall.

Police have determined that a threatening message reported a few days ago on the wall of a bathroom at Lincoln Land Community College is several years old.

The message, found in a women's bathroom in Menard Hall, read, “Everyone dies,” and was followed by the number “15.” The message was reported to police in late February.

The Springfield Bathroom CSI Unit cracks, er, figures out another one.