- My son engaged in an important male rite of passage last night when he climbed over his first chain link fence by himself.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Not a Post
- My son engaged in an important male rite of passage last night when he climbed over his first chain link fence by himself.
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Hiatus or More
Update: Not trying to be mysterious, I just need a break. I don’t know how long that will be and there’s always the chance I’ll get used to it.
Live Blogging Abe
Yes, where was your lapel pin Mr. Lincoln?
Paint Balled
The Springfield Police Department is investigating 10 reports of someone shooting paintball guns at people and property throughout the city on March 8 and 10. The damage has been minimal, but in at least two cases the perpetrators aimed and shot a paintball gun at senior citizens walking on the sidewalk.
The acts appear to be random, police said.
The men are described as white, one with brown hair. They are in a dark-colored Pontiac, possibly a Grand Am or a Grand Prix.
Of course, any paintball conceal-carry legislation would have to mandate extensive training and background checks ensuring no one would bother with it.
Seriously though, I did see a group of paintballers this weekend creeping around a neighborhood just off of Veterans Parkway. Not saying they had anything to do with the above paintball crimes against humanity but I did think it a bad idea for them to be practicing their warcraft so close to real houses and people and cars.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Headlines That Scare Me
U.S. Supreme Court case may trigger handgun battle in Illinois cities
Damn, handgun battles might kill a lot of people. If you live in an Illinois city, look out. Also be careful of handgun puns like "may trigger".
Misplaced Apostrophe’s
Anyway, everyone should enjoy this misuse of an apostrophe on the side of a northern
Eosinophilic Esophagitis is Teh Bad
I wish this on no one, it can be hell.
Of course, this thing will not prevent me from laughing at the self-proclaimed Po' Man over gas prices while simultaneously being a bad parent, bad blogger, bad voter, owner of an evil truck, occasional typo scofflaw, someone completely undeserving of my income or the home in which I live, racist white-flighter, etc, etc. Cuz, you know, I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth.
Note: Sorry about that last paragraph but I'm using my blog (arrogantly and because I'm filthy rich) to call someone whose been acting like a complete asshole lately an, well, asshole. I'm sure he can take as well as he dishes. Apologies sincerely welcome.
Update: Yes applying for sympathy before going on the counter-attack is a cheap ploy but this blog, like the Bush administration, is not bound by the Geneva Convention.
Monday, March 17, 2008
Voyeur Nation Revisted
NEW YORK (CNN) -- He says it's true. She says it's not.Who cares? Oh yeah, the voyeur nation. We pay good money to elect and support these people, we should get some titillating payoff, right?Former New Jersey Gov. Jim McGreevey says he and his wife Dina Matos McGreevey used to engage in three-way sex with his ex-aide and driver.
Dina Matos McGreevey has denied the allegation.
The former aide, Teddy Pedersen, told the New York Post and New Jersey's Star-Ledger he began having threesomes with the McGreeveys -- a routine "hard-core consensual sex orgy" they called the "Friday Night Special" -- in the late 1990s during Dina and Jim's courtship, and that the trysts continued after the couple's marriage in 2000, the papers reported online Sunday. [Blah, blah, sex, blah, sex, blah]
Step right up folks, see Vitter, see McGreevey, see Craig, see Spitzer, and observe The Blue Dress! Politics and war and the economy and health care are boring, but naughty sex is the most awesomest. Media whores indeed.
Update: I no more than publish this post when I see this.
NEW YORK - Gov. NEW YORK - Gov. David Patterson who took over the state's top job Monday after Eliot Spitzer resigned amid a prostitution scandal, has admitted he and his wife Michelle had affairs during a rough patch in their marriage several years ago, a newspaper reported.Arrrrrggghhh...
Great Illinois Corn Fake
In fact, if you rotate it, I think it look more like South Carolina.
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Family Politics
Go read the whole thing, it's well worth your time.Being the daughter of Jim Oberweis has not been easy in the last few months. Some might think that would be related to the differences in our political beliefs (I am very liberal in a family that thinks liberal is a bad word). Others might think that it's never easy being his daughter, according to what has been published about him. Still others would assume that my life has always been easy and I just don't appreciate that. All those assumptions are wrong.
Any of you who think your dad is a great guy, please try to imagine how it would feel if people who share your values continuously berated hm and made comments about "hating" the "Milk Dud". If you had a heart, you'd probably feel the need to stick up for him.
I must preface this by saying that I realize my dad put himself out there. I also realize that he has some political views with which you--and I --disagree. That being said, you don't know my dad. He's a good person with a lot of integrity about doing the right thing.
He and I don't always agree about what the right thing is, but he can debate his position with logical, fair arguments. So can I. So we don't frequently change each other's mind. But we do help the other see both sides of issues more clearly.
I was raised to stand up for what I believe in -- even when that meant standing up to him. And today I am standing up because I believe in him. I believe that you don't know him like I do, and that news coverage has made him seem to be a lesser man than I know him to be.
The personal attacks serve no purpose, and I promise they are hurtful to his family. And how do you make a case to stop the political negativity when the press generates such personal negativity?
Political divisions within families are always tricky but when one of the family members is running for office it makes things particularly difficult. I'm glad I'm not in Jenni's situation.
I personally loathe the politics of many of my family and friends, but I love them all the same. Even for political junkies, people are more important than positions.
Friday, March 14, 2008
Floating an Idea
Friday Beer Blogging: Obligatory Green Beer Edition
Having said that, 'tis a fine American tradition to turn the rivers of Chicago and all beer everywhere green for a day.
And how does one make green Beer? It's not as easy as you think. Well, yes it is. Courtesy of Slashfood:
No special process is involved in producing this St. Patrick's Day novelty drink. Simply add 5-6 drops of green food coloring to your beer and gently stir. Go for a bright color because a yellow-ish green is off putting no matter how fast you plan to down your drink. It is also best to go with lighter ales as opposed to a dark stout, like Guinness. To get a green color out of a Guinness, you would have to add enough food coloring to turn your teeth green when you take a sip.Yeah, leave the Guinness alone. Pollute the Miller Lite, no harm done there. Speaking of Guinness, le's looka t some more.
Oooooh yeah. But this post is about green beer.
OK, done with that. Well, one more.
Have a great weekend! And don't drink until you're green.
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Vomit-ware of the Whale Variety
Well, one of the users took the opportunity to express a dissenting opinion and responded to the company man, in part, this way:
Yes there are some entertaining bugs here and there in [the old] version 4.5…Displeased software users are so bitchy.
These v4.5 buglets are about as annoying as a pet that sometimes steals your socks; the problems with…v5 are more like coming home from work and finding your doors and windows missing, whale vomit in the living room, the roof half off and a smoking hole where the washer and dryer used to be.
Stipulated: Bloggers Are Nerds
I long ago stopped really caring about how those weird creatures called bloggers are caricatured in the media, but I do find one aspect of it fascinating. There is a complete inability of writers to get beyond a decades old stereotype of the "computer nerd." You know, bloggers use computers! Nerds use computers! Bloggers are nerds!This stereotype really does exist, and I think it’s worse than that. I sometimes avoid the fact that I blog because blogging has gotten kind of diminished reputation among the very large non-blogging and non- blog reading populace. Sure, part of it is the “nerdy” aspect, but I also get this blogging-is-stupid-and-egotistical-and-who-really-gives-a-fuck-what-you-think-about-anything vibe too.
Maybe I’m just self-conscious, but I get the feeling friends and family indulge the crazy blogging thing and just roll their eyes when I leave the room. I feel like a Civil War reenactor walking around in my Confederate uniform. Its viewed as hobby by mental illness. Hey, crazy Uncle Dave has a blog, tee-hee.
The Making of a Blog Post
Now if I could make a living off blogging like Atrios, I’m guessing it would be more respectable. But since I get no compensation, it’s just a silly waste of time.
The Wires
But seriously, how do you Blago/Chicago paranoids figure that happened and the contract not given to a Chicago company?
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
New York Has All the Luck
On the other hand, he would probably still be too politically tone deaf to think he might have to actually quit under such circumstances.
Obama Really Was Here Pt. 2
Anyway, a good portion of the show focused on Obama’s time here in Springfield, and it, among other things, indicated he did participate in the legislators’ card games as reported by my lobbyist acquaintance.
Look What Just Flu In
I’m not blaming anyone, it’s just too bad. But why this later in the story?…this year’s flu vaccine, formulated by drug companies far in advance of flu season, doesn’t seem to be as effective in targeting the influenza strains running rampant in Illinois and nationwide, according to Dr. Craig Conover, medical director of health protection for the state Department of Public Health.
It’s not too late to get a flu shot, and the Sangamon County Department of Public Health has plenty of vaccine available at 2501 N. Dirksen Parkway and 1415 E. Jefferson St., according to department director Jim Stone.Are we expecting another strain of the flu to hit? If not, why bother?
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But the shots take two weeks to begin producing benefits and at least six weeks before reaching peak effectiveness, so Stone said people should consult their doctor on whether getting a flu shot will be worth the effort.
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Mary Ann, Meet Mary Jane
DRIGGS, Idaho - Dawn Wells, who played Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island," is serving six months' unsupervised probation after allegedly being caught with marijuana in her car.Wasn’t Bob Denver (Gilligan) busted for pot too? Yes he was, in 1998. And later he died. Let that be a lesson to you, kids. You too, May Ann.
She was sentenced Feb. 29 to five days in jail, fined $410.50 and placed on probation after pleading guilty to one count of reckless driving.Under a plea agreement, three misdemeanor counts — driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance — were dropped.
On Oct. 18, Teton County sheriff's Deputy Joseph Gutierrez arrested Wells as she was driving home from a surprise birthday party that was held for her. According to the sheriff's office report, Gutierrez pulled Wells over after noticing her swerve and repeatedly speed up and slow down. When Gutierrez asked about a marijuana smell, Wells said she'd just given a ride to three hitchhikers and had dropped them off when they began smoking something. Gutierrez found half-smoked joints and two small cases used to store marijuana.
Stealth Fighter Retired Today
DAYTON, Ohio (AP) -- The world's first attack aircraft to employ stealth technology is slipping quietly into history.Huh. It doesn’t seem that long ago that the mystery and secrecy surrounding the F-117 was finally revealed after years of rumors and speculation. Model airplanes were even sold that guessed as to what it looked like while it was still top secret and being kept from public view. Now it’s just junk.
The inky black, angular, radar-evading F-117, which spent 27 years in the Air Force arsenal secretly patrolling hostile skies from Serbia to Iraq, will be put in mothballs next month in Nevada.
Wright-Patterson Air Force Base in Dayton, Ohio, which manages the F-117 program, will have an informal, private retirement ceremony Tuesday with military leaders, base employees and representatives from Holloman Air Force Base in New Mexico.
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Fifty-nine F-117s were made; 10 were retired in December 2006 and 27 since then, the Air Force said. Seven of the planes have crashed, one in Serbia in 1999.
I had a great picture of the pilot of an F-117 getting out of his plane’s cockpit after its arrival for the first ever visit of a stealth fighter to Springfield’s (then) Capitol Airport. It was in the very early 90s IIRC. The plane was here to participate in that year’s Air Rendezvous air show. I even took the day off of work to watch the Stealth's arrival. That picture is forever lost, however, thanks to some messiness associated with my divorce some years later. Bitch.
I think I also remember there being some rumors that the F-117 that came to Springfield that year had been improperly guarded after hours while in a hanger here. Supposedly, people, including civilians, were allowed to walk on the plane, potentially causing damage to its radar absorbing (and expensive) skin. I don’t know if those rumors were true or not but it sure feeds into the notion that we can fuck up anything in Springfield.
Since then I’ve seen the F-117 at several air shows, but I guess I never will again. Wow.
The Venting Section is Open
Consider my comments link below a path to the “Bitch the Fuckers Out” section.
Old Hair Days
(Also see this from Mr. Dope). Don’t hear much about that these days.
Monday, March 10, 2008
Fate Not Accompli?
For reasons I have expressed before, I don't think [Aaron] Schock is as strong as his supporters think he is. And I also do not think opponent Colleen Callahan is a weak candidate in the least. And I agree that if Barack Obama heads the ticket, Callahan is is really good shape in November.The odd thing about the 18th Congressional District race for me is that it largely has nothing to do with our little corner of Springfield. This a Peoria district. Therefore, it's hard to know the main characters in this play or even to know much about the plot. So when a Peorian throws me a bit of hope like this, I'll take it. Go Callahan, whoever you are.
Living in Another Era
Report: Beatles , Apple Reach $400 Million Deal..I thought there had been some lingering and decades-old legal action between The Beatles (half of whom aren’t even alive anymore) and Apple Records.
But it turns out I’m just an aging dumbass:
Multiple UK news outlets are reporting today that Sir Paul McCartney has reached a deal with Apple to offer the Beatles catalog on the iTunes Store. The deal, reportedly worth $400 million, comes after months and months of speculation and relentless torrents of rumors. As best as we can tell, this is the real deal, and will lead to the most popular band of all time finally finding its way onto an online marketplace.
Obama Really Was Here
I’ve be puzzled by the lack of antidotal tales of encounters around Springfield with the once State Senator Barack Obama. I mean, he was here quit a bit for years, someone must remember him. Well over the weekend I finally heard of an Obama encounter.
A friend of a friend is a lobbyist here in town. I’ve met this lobbyist a number of times through my friend, but he’s little more than an acquaintance to me. Anyway, this lobbyist told my friend that he once played cards with Barack Obama. That is, Obama was part of a larger card game in which this lobbyist was also involved. The lobbyist told my friend that Obama smoked alot of cigarettes, but did not drink. And I have to assume there was plenty to drink at the game or this lobbyist would not have been there.
That’s it. Obama played cards, smoked but didn’t drink. Not the juiciest of all tales but, geez, considering the dearth of such stories I have encountered, I’ll take it.
Where’s the Corned Beef?
When I lived in Chicago, good corned beef was not hard to find in delis and bars (the latter often had particularly good corned beef on St. Pat’s). The “corned beef” you get a most grocery store delis around here is crap. It has little resemblance to real corned beef. So what say you; where can I get the best corned beef in the area?
Bonus question: I also like corned beef hash, so what restaurant around here sells a good plate of that? The stuff in the can is just not very good.
Sunday, March 09, 2008
IRS: Irrational Rebate Statement
Or they could have just tacked that extra 32 cents onto my check. Seriously though, why not just include the info sheet with the check?WASHINGTON - At a cost of nearly $42 million, the IRS wants you to know: Your check is almost in the mail.
The Internal Revenue Service is spending the money on letters to alert taxpayers to expect rebate checks as part of the economic stimulus plan.
The notices are going out this month to an estimated 130 million households who filed returns for the 2006 tax year, at a cost $41.8 million, IRS spokesman John Lipold confirmed.
That works out to about 32 cents to print, process and mail each letter. It doesn't include the tab for another round of mailings planned for those who didn't file tax returns last year but may still qualify for a rebate.
Democrats accused the Bush administration of wasting time and postage."There are countless better uses for $42 million than a self-congratulatory mailer that gives the president a pat on the back for an idea that wasn't even his," Sen. Charles Schumer said Friday, arguing the IRS could more effectively spend the money to catch tax cheats.
Oberweis Extends Losing Streak
CHICAGO - A longtime Republican district [in Northern Illinois] fell to the Democrats Saturday when a wealthy businessman and scientist snatched former House Speaker Dennis Hastert's congressional seat in a closely watched special election.
Democrat Bill Foster won 53 percent of the vote compared to 47 percent for Republican Jim Oberweis. With all 568 precincts reporting, Foster had 52,010 votes to Oberweis' 46,988.
Or maybe Oberwiess just can't ever win a fucking thing, ever.
Friday, March 07, 2008
MacArthur: I Shall Return
I grew up near there and it was the place our family conducted the majority its business in the 1960s and 1970s, from fast food to banking, from toys to haircuts. Even as recently as the late ‘90s, I frequently used the retailers on the stretch of road from South Grand to Wabash. It’s sad to see it in the state it’s in.
There Are No Bad Applications, Only Useless Ones
I belong to a user group that shares experiences, problems, and solutions with other users. The feedback on the new version has been overwhelmingly negative. But to be fair, there is the occasional bit of positive feedback that shows up. I was particularly interested in this glass-half-full comment that came across yesterday:
"I like the new version too, I just can't use it because it doesn't work."See, just cuz it doesn’t do what you want it to do, doesn’t make it BAD.
Friday Beer Blogging: Belt Buckle Edition
A really valuable beer belt buckle would have to include a built-in beer opener.
This is what it looks like when worn. That's hot! The buckle not the dude.
I'm not sure I'd want to be seen wearing a buckle advertising a lame beer. Maybe George W. Bush could wear this after inauguration day next January.
This one is more my style and it has the opener.
Have a great weekend! Buckle down and pour yourself a cold one.
Thursday, March 06, 2008
Years Old, But Worth Worrying About
Police have determined that a threatening message reported a few days ago on the wall of a bathroom at Lincoln Land Community College is several years old.
The message, found in a women's bathroom in Menard Hall, read, “Everyone dies,” and was followed by the number “15.” The message was reported to police in late February.
The Springfield Bathroom CSI Unit cracks, er, figures out another one.
There’s No Crying in Football
Somehow when (if ever) I retire I don’t think those will be tears of sadness.
Are We Done With Snow?
First, the winner of the latest forecasting throwdown was the National Weather Service. They beat The Weather Channel in snowfall prediction. I haven’t kept a running score on who got right most often, but my sense is that, at least for this season, it’s been about even.
Having said that, if I was blogging just a few minutes north or west of Springfield, it would have gone the other way. We got over four inches of snow here while in places like Athens, Petersburg and Pleasant Plains, they got nothing.
March snow storms like Tuesday’s aren’t exactly rare but they usually tend to stand out in one’s mind because it is so late in the season. With this storm coming on the heals of a snowy February, it didn’t seem so out of place, just more of an almost continuous winter. Although having a brief surge of warm temps the 70s just two days before still made it hard to take.
My guess (hope, really) is this was the last measurable snow event of the season. Or at least the last one where I need to use my shovel. Get your lawn mowers ready.
Wednesday, March 05, 2008
Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Swag-itude
CARBONDALE - The arrest of a suspicious driver and his passenger led police to a trove of stolen property last Friday and in the process, police say, "resolved" the investigation of 43 auto burglaries committed throughout Carbondale.Always keep your valuable waist-ware in a secure place.
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...police recovered a haul of stolen property large enough to more than cover the tops of two full-length folding tables. Stereo decks, sub-woofers, belt buckles, CDs, laptop computers, textbooks and hunting gear were just a few of the items police recovered.
Barack Obama is the Antichrist
Besides, everyone knows Prince Harry is the real AC. Duh.
The Obama Zombie Cult
I don't have a problem understanding why some people support Obama and some people support Clinton. It really puzzles me why lots of people don't get that simple fact. The point is not that the candidates are identical and no one should be a supporter or care who wins, it's that you should recognize that the other person's supporters aren't necessarily deluded or stupid. You may disagree with their reasons, but they have them.I haven’t said anything about this yet because I was thinking this primary would be ending soon. But since it isn’t, let me weigh in.
Yes, I’m more of an Obama supporter than a Clinton supporter. There are a number of carefully thought out reason for that. However, I have no especially strong feelings against Clinton. I just think Obama would be a better candidate and president. Not by much, but better. And I certainly hold nothing against anyone who would see things the other way.
Nothing against them, that is, until they start bashing me, not personally, but as an Obama supporter. And, man, there have been a ton of vicious attacks from the Clinton camp against Obama supporters. Apparently, we are all zombies in a cult. We have handed our free will over to Mr. Obama and are mesmerized by his shininess. Sorry but that’s just bullshit and for the Clinton folks to continue along this line of attack isn’t going to help ingratiate an Obama supporter to your candidate now or later. Oh wait, we’re all cultist and couldn't rethink our position or rally to their side in November anyway.
I’m sure there’s some degree of nastiness going the other way as well, but it seems to me most of it has less to do with attacking Clinton supporters as it does with the usual and expected attacking of the candidate. Going after the supporters of your primary rival accomplishes exactly nothing good in the long run. Cut it out, everyone.
Primarily Bad
I realize there was once a time when delegates and conventions were the way the big boys decided the nominee but I don't actually get why, in the modern world, the party doesn't just hold primary elections under the same rules everywhere and then count the votes and declare a winner. Why all these arcane rules that end up making democracy look like some kind of parlor game? I don't think it's good for the country.
God is a Bullet
Oh well, just one more wonderful side effect of the glorious war in Iraq.
I do have give Sheriff Neil Williamson the Analogy of the Year award for this gem:
“Ammunition is one of our basic tools. It’s like a carpenter and nails. If a carpenter doesn’t have nails to build a house, then they’re out of business. This is one of the tools we have to have.”Thanks Neil, now I understand! Although I think you could still provide basic services without ammo. I understand having guns gives your guys a certain amount of credibility in violent matters, most of the police work done by the sheriffs police is done without guns. Again, not that they should have to do without, but they need to take that up with the war nuts in Washington. My guess is that Neil, a good Republican, voted for George W. Bush. That makes it hard for me to have much sympathy for Williamson’s dilemma. He should have been more concerned with the community he serves.
And since I brought it up, God is a Bullet by Concrete Blonde here.
Tuesday, March 04, 2008
Supplemental Beer Blogging: Facebook Edition
Women who are in relationships almost always feature a photo of themselves with their significant other.
Regardless of relationship status, guys often feature a photo of themselves with a mug of beer.
Waste Cutting Zealots in Action
Several years ago, I was part of committee assembled to promote the passage of a school referendum that would raise taxes in the district for the operation of the schools. At one public hearing, a group of waste-cutters wanted to go over the budget line item by line item so that they could find the waste they were sure was there and head off any tax increase. The schools district’s superintendent agreed to discuss any budget item. I don’t think they found much of anything until they hit one vaguely-worded item that even the superintendent was unable to explain without looking into it.
It was a fair amount of money but nothing even close to what was going to be needed to close the gap. It didn’t matter, the crusading waste-cutters seized on this –AH, HA, WASTE! So the item immediately went on their list. Turns out, after the superintendent dug into the matter and got back to everyone via e-mail, the vaguely worded line item was something like liability insurance. Not really waste. Oh well.
I guess my only point is, it’s easy to cry “WASTE!” but when it comes down to it, there often isn’t that much there. Add to that, one man’s waste is another man’s indispensable program and you really can’t count on getting rid of “waste” to solve governmental financial problems. Note that the federal budget, I think, has more openings for charges of “waste” (for example, Iraq) than does a local governmental body, but in general I think the same dynamics apply and you are never going to balance the budget through elimination of “waste”. It’s really time to face that fact.