My mother tells me I was a huge fan of the Hamms beer bear commercials on TV when I was a toddler in the early 60s. I guess the advertising got to me. Well, in a general way; I haven't had a Hamms in 25 years.
But the Hamms bear is not the best known cartoon beer spokesman anymore. He hasn't been for years. No, Homer Simpson is the new king of TV suds. Sadly, his beer of choice is fictional as well. This Duff is for you.
Since it's well known that the Simpsons live in Springfield, and Duff is brewed in Springfield, I salute the only imaginary beer to be brewed here.
Say, that's an idea. Why doesn't someone start a Duff microbrewery here in Springfield? Think of the sales to tourists and Simpsons fans.