$7.00 in cash in aisle 11 at Meijer while food shopping tonight. There was no one near to even ask about it. I took the money, but felt guilty. I decided to turn it over to the common good by buying instant lottery tickets from one of those machines that’s in every grocery store. All the money goes to education, right? Riiiiight.
So I buy a few instant tickets. I figure I have effectively donated the money that wasn’t mine anyway. I give the tickets to Mrs. TEH who scratches them off. We win $50.00. I was just meant to find money tonight and would not be allowed to do otherwise. Could be worse.