Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Eosinophilic Esophagitis is Teh Bad

Reason 452 why my life hasn't been entirely fabulous (despite what a grossly uninformed and judgmental "friend" thinks): I have Eosinophilic Esophagitis. I've suffered with it for a long time and am now, finally, getting some good treatment for it.


I wish this on no one, it can be hell.

Of course, this thing will not prevent me from laughing at the self-proclaimed Po' Man over gas prices while simultaneously being a bad parent, bad blogger, bad voter, owner of an evil truck, occasional typo scofflaw, someone completely undeserving of my income or the home in which I live, racist white-flighter, etc, etc. Cuz, you know, I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth.

Note: Sorry about that last paragraph but I'm using my blog (arrogantly and because I'm filthy rich) to call someone whose been acting like a complete asshole lately an, well, asshole. I'm sure he can take as well as he dishes. Apologies sincerely welcome.

Update: Yes applying for sympathy before going on the counter-attack is a cheap ploy but this blog, like the Bush administration, is not bound by the Geneva Convention.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You should tell that so called "friend" to Yuck Foo!

He's bad news!

Good to see you've found some relief for your chronic medical condition. I knew an older gentlemen who had that for many years until he had surgery and it gave him his life back.

He was so bad that he could never leave very far from home because he always needed to be close to a bathroom - why?

Because he always had to go pee from constantly drinking fluids to keep his esophagus wet.

He also had to watch everything he ate.

Good luck for you!