OK, my joke about Sarah Palin looking like a LensCrafters model was all in good fun, but seriously, every picture I see of her she has on a different pair of glasses. Google her images and see all the different styles she adorns her eyes with.
Can't she wear contacts? Or is she like me and prefers glasses? Except I only buy one new pair every few years. Shit, she has more glasses than McCain has houses.