The Nervous Workout

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The only reason I’m not 300 lbs.

It turns out that people who fidget are more likely to lose weight than those who don't. That's right. The more nervous you are, the more fit you'll become. All that nervous activity can actually account for up to 350 calories a day, enough for someone to lose 10-20 pounds a year.

I’m now going to refer to my cubical at work as “The Gym”.