Me and Moonbat Coworker discussing via e-amil the resignation of White House Spokesman Scott McClellan.
MBCW: That Scotty the minister of propaganda quit. Something about wanting to renig on that whole "sale of soul to Beelzebub" contract thingy.Surely the best in witty e-water cooler banter.
Me: Gosh! I bet this means the Bush administration is now going to start telling the truth. Who is Scotty's replacement, Ann Coulter?
MBCW: I think Cheney's going to just start handling more of the PR effort himself. "Go fuck yourself. Next question?"
Me: But how will Helen Thomas react to getting shot in the face?
Update: I was kidding about Ann Coulter but I wasn't far off. Apparently, Fox News' Tony Snow is under consideration. God help us.