The War Against New Year

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What has our society come to? People (probably Libruls!) are trying to take New Year’s out of the vocabulary. Several times in the last few days I’ve heard people say, “Have a good holiday!” or some such. Of course they’re referring to New Year’s Day but are too politically correct to actually say it. This War on New Year’s hasn’t gone unnoticed by me and I plan to thwart it. I will now be boycotting ANY business that has an employee who says anything other than “Happy New Year” or “Have a happy New Year.” I also plan to point out how un-American and unpatriotic individuals are who fail to use the N-Y words. Won’t you join me? This may be the last chance we get to stop the downward slide of western civilization.