Poison Pot Pies

How can they tell it’s Salmonella and not just the natural result of eating cheap pot pies?

CNN) -- Federal authorities are warning consumers not to eat Banquet frozen turkey and chicken pot pies or similar generic store-brand products because they may have caused an outbreak of salmonella poisoning.

Yeah, and I’m warning you that stuff will kill you even without salmonella. Yuck.

(And yes, there are good, or at least not so bad, pot pies out there, but you get what you pay for.)