Thursday, September 29, 2005

Joke of the Day

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying:

"Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH, NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands, crying quietly.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "Just how many is a brazillion?"


GeezAnon said...

Here's the formula:

Take one old blonde joke
Change 'blonde' to Bush (or whomever)


Here's one I just made:

Did you hear George Bush just got an AM radio?

It took him a week to realize he could play it at night.


Dave said...

Although I hate deconstructing jokes...

This one works better with Bush than a generic unnamed blonde because:

1. The Brazil angle is a foreign affairs type thing the president might be dealing with

2. Ditto #1 for Brazil's troops

3. Bush really is stupid. Really, he is.

Marie said...

I was laughing my head off. Until you started deconstructing.

Anonymous said...

He's really stupid? He has succeeded a lot more in life than you. Not so stupid - I think.

Anonymous said...

George Bush has "succeeded" in life entirely because his grandfather did. That he is relatively stupid compared to an average college eductated U.S. citizen, extremely stupid for someone purported to have an MBA from Harvard, and alarmingly stupid for someone who's the President of the U.S. isn't even a question seriously in dispute at this point.

Dave said...

"Success" does not = not stupid. Bush has failed upward thanks to his family all his life. He's a loser with money.