This is NOT why we go broke sending you to college.
Thank you for your attention.
Update: On second glance, I have to say the guy in the photo bears a striking resemblance to me circa 1979. Thankfully I was, ahem, much more responsible with my college career. But it can't really be me anyway. If I had mastered time travel back then, I would not have gone into the future to wait in the cold for a PlayStation. No, I would have gone the other direction to rock out at Woodstock or hang with Abe here in Springfield in the 1850s.