Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Deer Insurgency Alert: Code Red

The Southern Illinoisian is wary of a third straight year of deer attacks in Carbondale. In the article, a deer expert offers this advice:

"Don't pick up a newborn fawn," Nielsen said. "Stay away from these animals. Deer need to be respected like the wild animals they are. A lot of people will pick up a newborn fawn. They're cute and they want to pick them up and think they're doing something good, but that's not the case."
Who the fuck would go pick up a wild fawn? I guess it happens but I have little sympathy for the fawn grabbers who then find the mother’s hoof up their ass. Geez, people, stick to teasing grizzly bears.

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