Eggheads

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I have no problem with busting these twerps for allegedly egging a car (and perhaps preventing a series of eggings). I know how hard it is cleaning up that mess, even though my only experience with it was 10 years ago when my ex-wife, then 39, decided my car looked better scrambled.

Still, how bad is life here when an egging is a big story in the paper? And by the way, what kind of car gets a dent from an egg? The egg must have really been traveling at a high rate of speed. Maybe the kid (allegedly!) responsible should consider baseball instead of petty vandalism.