"If we have one of the many trains coming through here and there's a derailment and a chemical spill and we have all of our first responders that are over in New Berlin, that could be a problem," he said.Yes and it would be a problem if they all got flat tires or all just gave birth or all just won the lottery. This reminds me of one of the homophobes’ favorite arguments on why homosexuals should be discriminated against: If everyone was gay, the species would die out!
Gad!
But I don’t think requiring city workers to live in the city goes far enough. I think everyone currently living in the city should be required to stay. See, if everyone moved out of the city, it would be empty and the whole infrastructure would collapse. Springfield would no longer exist! From now on no one leaves.
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