Hillary on the Rocks

Terry McAuliffe on Hillary Clinton’s drinking prowess:

"She loves to sit, throw 'em back. So to me this is nothin' new. We all hear about the story that she and John McCain actually had a shot contest, I think in the Ukraine or somewhere around the world. And she actually beat John McCain in a shot contest. She's a girl from Illinois who likes to throw 'em down with the rest of us."

Yeah, I have a hard time believing Hillary spends her time drinking people under the table. But hey, she’s “a girl from Illinois”, so it must be true. I mean, I don’t know ANY women from this state who don’t drink a lot. Duh.

The Clinton campaign is putting out parody material faster than the writers at The Onion.