Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Scarves of Terror

I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. Rachael Ray is a terrorist.

Does Dunkin’ Donuts really think its customers could mistake Rachael Ray for a terrorist sympathizer? The Canton-based company has abruptly canceled an ad in which the domestic diva wears a scarf that looks like a keffiyeh, a traditional headdress worn by Arab men.

Some observers, including ultra-conservative Fox News commentator Michelle Malkin, were so incensed by the ad that there was even talk of a Dunkin’ Donuts boycott.

‘‘The keffiyeh, for the clueless, is the traditional scarf of Arab men that has come to symbolize murderous Palestinian jihad,’’ Malkin yowls in her syndicated column.

‘‘Popularized by Yasser Arafat and a regular adornment of Muslim terrorists appearing in beheading and hostage-taking videos, the apparel has been mainstreamed by both ignorant and not-so-ignorant fashion designers, celebrities, and left-wing icons.’’

The company at first pooh-poohed the complaints, claiming the black-and-white wrap was not a keffiyeh. But the right-wing drumbeat on the blogosphere continued and by yesterday, Dunkin’ Donuts decided it’d be easier just to yank the ad.

Sigh. More mind-numbing stupidity brought to you by the batshit crazy right-wing in this country. Talk about political correctness gone amok. It’s just a different brand of political.


Why does anyone listen to these people? At the core here we have a deeply pathological xenophobia, paranoia, and a very racist attitude toward Arabs in general. Sick, sick people.

Update: Hunter has more on the terrorist threat:
To bring America to its knees, all Bin Laden must do is make his next video while drinking from a can of Coca Cola. The nation would erupt in chaos; Coca Cola sales would vanish into nothingness. In his next video, he could casually munch potato chips; the entire snack industry would collapse. One after another, he could film himself driving an American car; he could insert himself into a Girls Gone Wild video; he could appear next to a caveman, or a gecko, or Captain Crunch; he could enroll in DeVry University. On the day he refinanced his home at new historically low rates, the United States housing market would collapse irretrievably. One by one, he could decimate the entire economic fabric of America merely by association. Not one person in fifty would be willing to buck social trends and still buy Coca Cola if Bin Laden was seen drinking it; our consumer-based economy would be destroyed.

Why stop at scarves, after all? If Islamic militants wished to truly damage America, they should make pants a symbol of their jihad. All of conservative America would immediately go patriotically pantsless, and the collective loss of American appetites would render the entire nation weak and anemic and ripe for takeover.
One problem lies in the fact that the right wing relies almost entirely on symbols and buzz words. Flag pins! The Pledge! The Flag itself! Scarves! Support the Troops magnets! Liberal, Liberal, Liberal! Patriotic! Nine-Eleven! Ronald Reagan (the myth, not the man)! Trial Lawyers! Communist! Terrorist! Taxes! Big Government! It all becomes so meaningless yet self-perpetuating among those who buy into it. They can’t even begin to see how silly they are.

5 comments:

geek_guy said...

Freedom Fries!!!

2-3 word sound bites is the extent of the storage capacity of a wrong-winger's brain.

Rob_N said...

You know what they put in that jelly, don't you?

And the sprinkles. Don't get me started on the sprinkles.

Devil's work I tell you.

...I wish Malkin had convinced all two of her readers to boycott Dunkin Donuts. Then the company would realize what Disney Corp realized long ago -- those boycotts are empty threats because (luckily) there are only enough of the nutcases to make some noise, but not actually ever do anything.

nancy said...

If you have to go after Rachael Ray, it should be for her stupid habit of referring to sandwiches as "sammies".

Gish said...

I was at Brewhaus the other night when some racist redneck showed up in a shirt that had 'Truckers Against Ragheads'. What a freakin bigot? Truckers as a whole also don't need any help promoting themselves in a bad light. To top it off, you are in the Brewhaus which is not known as a spot for white trash hayseeds to promote racism.

blevins said...

there is a building with a tower in the background of the photo. If you open your "Neo-Con Born Again Christian Handbook" to Chapter II: Islamic & Muhammadean Facist Symbology," you find that Muslims not only wear the same type of scarf that Ms. Ray does (and she looks too "tan" or "olive" to be a real American), they are also attracted to buildings with towers.

And she has her finger pointed in the air. Can't get any more terrarist then with that gesture.