A public service announcement:
There is a terrible “stomach flu” going around Springfield. It's not fun. Ask me how I know.
In addition to my own on-going experience, I’ve talked to several health professionals in the area over the last few weeks and they have all seen a lot of it. It can last 2-3 weeks. For me, one week down and 1-2 to go. Supposedly, all you can do is keep yourself hydrated and ride it out.
Good luck everyone. That is all.