Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Justice DeLayed is Justice Denied

Tom DeLay (R-Kickback Mountain) says he’ll sue! I thought Republicans hated “frivolous lawsuits” and “trail lawyers”. Anyway, Delay now joins Trent Lott (R-Homeless) in running to the courts for help in something that displeases them. And I thought real men didn’t need nanny-state judiciaries to settle disputes.

What’s funny about DeLay’s threatened action is it truly would be frivolous. He’s mad about a negative ad that’s to be run in his congressional district. He’s going to sue any station that airs it. He may have a difficult day in court since there doesn’t even seem to be anything untrue in the ad.

DeLay’s kind of big baby for someone who struts around with the nickname “The Hammer”. May I suggest that be changed to “The Whiner”?

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