Friday, June 10, 2005

Friday Beer Blogging: Bands I Hate Edition

God, I hate the band Primus. So bad on the Belgians for having a Primus beer.
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The Primus (beer) website has this bit of bad animation for your entertainment as well.

As for the Belgians, this Monty Python sketch says it nicely:
Well now, the result of last week's competition when we asked you to find a derogatory term for the Belgians. Well, the response was enormous and we took quite a long time sorting out the winners. There were some very clever entries. Mrs Hatred of Leicester Said 'let's not call them anything, let's iust ignore them'... (applause starts vigorous!y, but he holds his hands up for silence)... and a Mr St John of Hurtfingdou said he couldn't think of anything more derogatory than Belgians. (cheers and appluse; a girl in showgirl costume comes on and holds up placards through next bit) But in the end we settled on three choices: number three ... the Sprouts (placard 'The Sprouts'), sent in by Mrs Vicious of Hastings... very nice; number two..... the Phlegms (placard) ... from Mrs Childmolester of Worthing; but the winner was undoubtedly from Mrs No-Supper-For-You from Norwood in Lancashire ... Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards. (placard; roar of applause) Very good - thank you, Carol.
And your Primus Beer too!

7 comments:

Grandes Cigarro said...

You could use a beer blogging archive or category... and thus a limitation of Blogger is revealed.

Anonymous said...

Primus sucks!

Anonymous said...

I would love to know what bands you enjoy, considering you not only dislike, but have the nerve to go as far as to say you hate a unique and creative musical force such as Primus.

Nuisance1978 said...

True that!!! Les and the boys rule.

Anonymous said...

You wouldn't call Primus 'creative' if you've heard, say, /any/ of the bands they stole their entire act from.

Anonymous said...

Stole their act from? pfft you're dumb.
They're unique the only band that can come close to their sound is Mr Bungle.
Get your facts right good sir.

Anonymous said...

what a douche. saying primus is bad and then taking the time to type an extensive monty python quote in the same post? Your name should be, like, DouChe Guevara, because you're such a raging douche. go listen to your coldplay records and leave the music critiquing to someone who can develop a logical argument