Monday, June 20, 2005

Operation Yellow Elephant

Young warhawks too scared to enlist in the armed forces now have a new resource.
The objective of OPERATION YELLOW ELEPHANT is to recruit College Republicans and Young Republicans to serve as infantry. They demanded this war and now viciously support it. It's only right that they also experience it.

The 56th College Republican National Convention is the setting for many of the proposed ops. It begins on Friday, June 24.

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All you conservative parents be sure to pass this on to your kids.

I previously promised that I would nominate war supporters for duty on every one of my posts on this subject. But I've decided to stick to just one person for now. That would be WMAY's Andy Lee.

I heard him talking just today about how great things are in Iraq and how the nasty media is unfairly showing only the bad stuff. So off you go Andy, it's not so bad, you said so yourself.

Andy is also culturally illiterate when it comes to Iraq so this may be a problem for him when he gets there. He was claiming today that women are now working in greater numbers in Iraq today due to the U.S. occupation. He is, of course, confusing Iraq with Afghanistan. Saddam was a bad and evil man but his regime was secular and women were a major force in the workplace before we arrived. The new Iraqi power structure is leaning more tradionalist Muslim and women are having a much harder time of it in the workplace. So, no Andy, women are not getting to go out and work as much. You'll have to stick to the "but we're building new schools" defense.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Rob B. said...

My brother in law (conservitive) is entering boot camp today for, get this, infantry. So do I still get to post?
I'm the son of a vietnam vet(infantry), and grandson of 2 WW2 vets(airborne and sea-bees), if it helps any.

Dave said...

Rob B.: I commend your brother-in-law, seriously.

Anon: Your keys are stuck. But otherwise a good, insightful comment.