Illinoyz

I happened to catch Senator Ted Stevens (R-Bridge to Nowhere) on C-SPAN2 over the lunch hour demanding an apology from our own Senator Dick Durbin. Apparently, Durbin had the audacity to speak out about Stevens’ refusal to put the oil executives who recently appeared before a Senate committee under oath. The oil execs appear to have then lied before the committee.

Anyway, Stevens’ is up there this afternoon demanding his apology from the “Sentator from Illinoyz”. That’s right; over and over again Stevens pronounced the “s” at the end of Illinois. What a complete dumb-fuck. If you aren’t smart enough to pronounce all of the 50 states correctly you shouldn’t be a U.S. Senator.