A Little Cheese With That Whine?

Senator Trent Lott (R-Missing Front Porch) is stamping his feet and holding his breath over the mean, mean treatment he’s gotten from the all-powerful bloggers. He’s so upset he’s simply not going to even make eye contact:

“Bloggers claim I was their first pelt, and I believe that. I’ll never read a blog.”

Oh, whaaah! Gosh, Trent, the blogosphere might just fold on that news. Speaking of pelts, how’s that hairpiece holding up?

Thanks to Atrios and Think Progress for the pointer.