Monday, June 05, 2006

The Divorce Belt

While the wingnuts are busying themselves “defending” marriage against including “queers” they failed to notice that it is they, not those scary fags, that are actually bad for marriage:

The Associated Press, using data supplied by the US Census Bureau, found that the highest divorce rates are to be found in the Bible Belt. The AP report stated that "the divorce rates in these conservative states are roughly 50 percent above the national average of 4.2 per thousand people." The 10 Southern states with some of the highest divorce rates were Alabama, Arkansas, Arizona, Florida, Georgia, Mississippi, North Carolina, Oklahoma, South Carolina, and Texas. By comparison nine states in the Northeast were among those with the lowest divorce rates: Connecticut, Massachusetts, Maine, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, and Vermont.
I propose a constitutional amendment banning the marriage of conservatives. They are clearly ruining the sanctity of marriage. Hell, Rush Limbaugh alone has been divorced three times.

By the way, in an act of mind-bending, Orwellian logic, White House spokesman Tony Snow today equated the anti-gay marriage amendment to “civil rights" legislation. Up is down.

1 comment:

JeromeProphet said...

It is so textbook isn't it?

An election is coming, and election is coming!

We're behind in the polls!

What do we do?

What do we do?

Deal with the deficit?


Deal with our unprotected borders which we've been ignoring since 9-11?

Not really.

Deal with the huge number of cargo containers coming into the country uninspected.


How bout education.

No can do.

How bout the fifty million working folk who can't afford medical insurance.

Shut the hell up - you commie!

How bout let's go beat up some queers?

Yee Ha!

I got me an erection already!

In the name of Jesus vote for us Republicans, we's gonna save ya from the queers!

Great idea!

Do you think they'll buy it?

They got no choice, we'll get Fox to loop up some homos french kissing on the steps of a court house. They'll buy it alright.

And if it don't work?

Well, maybe we can get Osama to do another video for us right before the election.

I don't think they'll buy that again do you?

Probably not.

How bout Condition Red! Condition Red! Condition Red!

Don't think that's gonna work either.

Damn, I guess that leaves bashin us some queers!

You betcha!

Works like a charm.

We get what we deserve folks