Cover Your Junk, Dude

OK, so Senator David Vitter (R-Do Me Long Time) admits to having used the services of a prostitute. And he says he’s been forgiven by his wife. But check out what Mrs. Vitter had to say on the subject of infidelity back in 2000:

His wife, Wendy, was asked by the Newhouse News reporter: If her husband was as unfaithful as former President Bill Clinton, would she be as forgiving as Hillary Clinton?

“I’m a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary,” Wendy Vitter told Newhouse News. “If he does something like that, I’m walking away with one thing, and it’s not alimony, trust me.”

Oooo…the good (well, not so good) senator might want to practice defensive sleeping. Or wear an iron cup.

But seriously, isn't it interesting how moral scolds find themselves doing the same things as mere mortals. It's a lot easier to sit in judgement of other people's lives than live your own.

Bonus Snark: Hey, Mrs. V, while stewing in you indignation over that awful Bill Clinton, consider this: Mr. Clinton got his all on his own (and legally) while your husband had to PAY to get some.