I have felt worse everyday since buying my iPhone. Today I couldn't get out of bed until 2:00 pm (except to call in to work). And I still feel like crap.
You know what's going on, right? iPhones are alien technology. While mesmerized by the shiny object, they drain your energy and beam it back to the mother ship. How fiendishly clever.
I've been up for over an hour; time to go back to bed.