Time for a Mandatory Chastity Belt Law

From deep in drunk and horny Southern Illinois:

FRANKLIN COUNTY -- An alleged drunk driver and her four passengers were taken to local hospitals late Friday night after a crash on Illinois 37 south of West
Frankfort, Franklin County Sheriff Bill Wilson said.

Sara Koehl, 23, was traveling northbound on Illinois 37 near County Line Road when her vehicle crossed the center lane and went off the left side of the roadway, Wilson said. Koehl overcorrected the vehicle, causing it to go off the right side of the road. The vehicle struck a concrete pillar and two trees before coming to rest.
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Koehl told deputies she lost control of the vehicle when a front seat passenger started "groping" her, Wilson said.