Springfield, Vermont is the winner. Vermont isn’t even a real state.
Oh well, what BFS says.
Scolding Update: See, Springfieldians, never burn your bridges. With an influx of brotherly Chicago area votes we could have won this in a landslide. But no, Chicagoans picked up on the nasty, resentful vibes coming from down our way and said, “Fuck ‘em”. Sometimes we just need each other.
Update II: The vote totals:
New Jersey: 7,063