Maybe we should just do away with school mascots altogether. These guys, here and here, hilariously make a good case for it. I say this not so much because mascots can offend but because they are just plain stoooopid.
I have a case in point: The Pleasant Plains High School mascot. It’s a cardinal. At the home games a student dresses up in this full-body cardinal costume which is supposed to look tough by having some well developed pecs. Problem is, these pecs frankly look more like a nice set of tits. It’s all very ridiculous.
But if you still like the idea of mascots and think you might want to dabble in it on your own, try this store. Don’t forget the instructional video. And wow, want to scare the shit out of your opponents? Try an OJ mascot (scroll to the bottom).