Space Cadet

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A space shuttle astronaut, Navy Capt. Lisa Marie Nowak, is being held in a Florida jail after allegedly attempting to kidnap a romantic rival (it’s a really weird story). Police are recommending she be held without bond. I wonder if it’s because she’s a FLIGHT RISK! Ha, ha, get it? Flight risk.

Anyway, check out this part of the story:

Inside the car, police found an a half-dozen latex gloves, MapQuest directions from Houston to Orlando International Airport, e-mails from Shipman to Oefelein, diapers that Nowak said she used to eliminate stops along the highway, a letter indicating how much she loved Oefelein and directions to Shipman's home address in Florida, the report said.

OMG, she brought “diapers” to cut down on highway stops? Well, maybe as an astronaut you get used to that concept. But seriously, this chick is nuts. It’s my ex in a space suit.