Friday, October 31, 2008

Serious Insights: Back to Normal Edition

I can’t wait until next week when I’ll be able to go home for lunch, turn on my favorite cable news channels and see California high-speed car chases and breaking news of trapped construction workers instead of live presidential campaign stump speeches.

Pong Hits

Ezra Klein is shocked that some (young) people don’t know what Pong is. Pong as in the electronic game. Klein himself is too young to have even been born when Pong first came out but he seems aware of it. Not sure why really. Maybe he read about it in an electronic games history book.

Pong came out in the mid-1970s as the first home video game (did we call it a “video game” back then, I don’t remember). I never owned Pong but I did buy the Radio Shack knock-off in late 1977 or early 1978. I wound up taking it to college my freshman year in the fall of 1978. That made me, and I wear this with a certain pride, one of the first college kids ever to sit around in his dorm playing video games.

In retrospect, Pong and its look-alikes were incredibly dull games. Two paddles and a ball. Wow. I’m pretty sure my Radio Shack version was only in black and white as well. Of course, I only played it on black and white TVs so I can’t be sure.

Friday Beer Blogging: Halloween Edition

It's Halloween! Let's drink a nice pumpkin beer.

Ahhhh, and maybe another.

Oh, but don't overdo it. No, no...ohhhhhh, too late.

C'mon, just slow down and pace yourself and...awwwwwwww, man.

OK that's enough, time to sleep it off.

Have a great weekend! And don't drink every beer you get in your trick or treat bag on the first night.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Hoop Dreams

More from my latest iPhone photo dump.

#2

The person in this SJ-R video on how to fill out a ballot in Sangamon County spends way too much time filling in the oval. I think. Also, it looks like he is using a pen. Anyone who has ever been to school in the last 35 years knows that you need to use a Number 2 Pencil! At least, I would feel like I was doing something wrong if I used anything else.

Serious Insights: World Champs Edition

I hear there’s going to be a big victory rally in Chicago’s Grant Park next Tuesday night. I guess it's because the Cubs won the World Series.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

I’d Like to Buy a Consonant

Walking past the old Walgreen's on West Monroe a couple of days ago, I found letters on the sidewalk.

It Seems the Law Agrees With Me

Not to gratuitously revisit the contentious issue I blogged about a couple of days ago (I think I set a TEH record for number of comments), but there is this:
BOSTON -- A criminal investigation has been launched into the death of an 8-year-old Connecticut boy who accidentally shot himself in the head while firing an Uzi at a Massachusetts gun club during the weekend.

Christopher Bizilj, of Ashford, Conn., lost control of the weapon on Sunday while firing it at the Machine Gun Shoot and Firearms Expo at the Westfield Sportsman's Club.

A criminal investigation involving state and local police is being conducted, according to Hampden County District Attorney William Bennett. Officials are focusing on whether the statute that governs firearms in Massachusetts was violated.

"At this point, I have found no lawful authority which allows an 8-year-old to possess or fire a machine gun," Bennett said in a statement.

Bennett also questioned whether it was a "reckless or wanton act" to allow the boy to use a fully loaded automatic weapon.

And I restrained myself from using the word “nut” anywhere in this post.

U of I Trustees and Kin

When you are in the voting booth, do you ever NOT vote in a particular race because you simply have no idea who the candidates are? Or do you pick one anyway based on some random criteria like name (hey, I know a guy named Smytheberg!) or party affiliation (might as well just go with the Dem since that’s my tribe)? Mostly I just don’t vote in that race. If I’m feeling particularly mean I might vote based just on party affiliation. But I only do that in reverse, voting against the Republican because I feel they’ve made a bad life choice.


Update: OK we don't get to vote for U of I trustees anymore. Not that I ever did when I could.

They Build Near Here Too

FYI, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition just finished a house in Pekin. If you care.

I’ve always wondered if getting one of these houses isn’t a mixed blessing. Sure, the new homes are a much needed windfall for deserving families, but I suspect that the community is always looking for and judging any “misuse” of the gift house or "misbehavior" of the recipient family.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

The Long Arm of the Ashtray

Should smoking ban enforcement focus on the owner of the establishment or the specific ban violators smoking in that establishment? The recent smoking “sting” in Sangamon County actually makes me think it should depend on the situation. I don’t know the particulars of the enforcement rules (where they even exist), but here’s my plan for the way it should be. I’ll leave it up to investigators to determine which situation applies.
If a customer clearly out of view of the staff and management is sneaking a smoke, only the customer should be fined.

If the establishment is full of smokers puffing away right in front of staff and management, then both the customers AND the owners should be fined. This would also apply to employees if they were the ones smoking.
In other words, the smokers should always be ticketed. The owner should only be ticketed if there is a reason to believe they were aware of the smoking in their establishment and did nothing about it.

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Monday, October 27, 2008

Serious Insights: Geography Doesn't Vote Edition

I sure hope after Obama wins the election conservatives again promote the fact that their candidate actually won more (mostly) unpopulated land area. Like I said before, cartography-related humor makes me laugh.

Don't Do This

Who the fuck lets an 8 year-old fire an Uzi?
WESTFIELD, Massachusetts (AP) -- An 8-year-old boy died after accidentally shooting himself in the head while firing an Uzi submachine gun under adult supervision at a gun fair.

The boy lost control of the weapon while firing it Sunday at the Machine Gun Shoot and Firearms Expo at the Westfield Sportsman's Club, Police Lt. Lawrence Valliere said.

The boy was with a certified instructor and "was shooting the weapon down range when the force of the weapon made it travel up and back toward his head, where he suffered the injury," a police statement said. Police called it a "self-inflicted accidental shooting."

Putting the "nut" in gun nut.

SNL Rules The Political News

I find it kind of weird how every political skit put on by Saturday Night Live is now headline news the next day. SNL has been doing politics since the show inception more than 30 years ago. Like the rest of their material, sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t. But in recent years, the mainstream media seems to hang on every sketch and that situation has been particularly noticeable this campaign season. Whole SNL sketches are rebroadcast on newscasts now.

I suppose the increased use of SNL material has a lot to do with the need to fill time, particularly on the cable news outlets. The availability of the skits online helps propel their popularity in general which then feeds back to more media coverage. Still, I’m getting a little annoyed at the “Hey, did you see the latest SNL skit taking jabs at the candidates?” lead-in to news stories on TV.

It's gotten so popular, NBC has been running SNL political specials on thurday nights in the weeks leading up to the election. They never used to do that (maybe they did in 2004?). Rather, in the normal SNL time slot thye would run a "best of" show featuring SNL political skits from the past.


Having said all that, I suspect the Joe Biden/Jack Murtha take-down that opened Saturday’s show isn’t going to get much play because it was too “insider” for most people get. Unless you live in Western Pennsylvania or are a political junkie, the material was just too obscure. But we’ll see.

Fow what it's worth, my all time favorite SNL skit from a presidential year came in 1980 when the three candidates, Reagan, Carter and Anderson (I forget who played who in the skit), all showed up in the same men’s room and began a spontaneous political debate using urinals as podiums. Oh, and Walter Cronkite gave no air time to the skit that following week.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Serious Insights: Subway Series Edition

So who's winning the World Series, the Cubs or the White Stockings?

Senator Blagojevich?

Brownsox over at Daily Kos ponders what I have been pondering, only more seriously:
...chances are that in ten days, Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich will have a big decision to make about who he sends to Washington.

The trouble with this speculation, of course, is that the decision ultimately comes down to the whims of one exceptionally unpredictable politician. Virtually no one, including Blagojevich, has completely ruled out the possibility that the governor might pick himself to fill the seat - a move so controversial that it is almost never attempted.

Still, there's no harm in speculation, so without further ado...

You can almost certainly rule out Democratic Rep. Rahm Emanuel, one of a troika of superpowered Illinois Democrats in Washington (along with Obama, and Senate Majority Whip Dick Durbin). At 48, Emanuel is already the fourth-ranking Democrat in the House. Ahead if him are current Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who is 68 years old, Majority Leader Steny Hoyer, who is 69, and Majority Whip James Clyburn, who is 68.

The math would seem to suggest, then, that Emanuel may well become Speaker of the House some day - a historic ascension which would make him the highest-ranking Jewish officeholder in American history. It's doubtful he would give up an excellent shot at the Speakership to move to the back of the line as a freshman United States Senator (although Emanuel will be only 49 next year and would have plenty of time to climb the ladder in the Senate; Robert Menendez gave up the same position Emanuel holds, that of caucus chair, to accept a Senate nomination).

The same would not be true of State Senate President Emil Jones, a Blagojevich ally, would be selected to fill the seat. At 73, Jones holds a position of exceptional prominence in Illinois politics, which he would be sacrificing to become 100th in seniority in Washington. Blagojevich may also be reluctant to send one of his few friends in Springfield out of the state.

Selecting Illinois Attorney General Lisa Madigan would solve one of Blagojevich's biggest problems; it would remove a potential rival for his reelection to the governorship, a position which Madigan reportedly covets. On the other hand, Blagojevich is a long-time political enemy of Madigan's father, Illinois House Speaker Mike Madigan, and as such, he probably has little desire to do any kind of favors for the Madigan family.

Blagojevich will be under some pressure to appoint a minority, and there are a number of possibilites there. At 67, Rep. Danny Davis is probably too old for an appointment as a freshman Senator, but it's well known that Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. would welcome the appointment. Another possibility there is Rep. Luis Gutierrez, who would be the first Hispanic Senator elected from Illinois.

The hot rumors revolve around Illinois Veterans' Affairs director Tammy Duckworth, who would, I believe, be the first Asian-American woman in the United States Senate. Although she has never held elected office (she narrowly lost a race for Congress to Rep. Peter Roskam in 2006), she is apparently very well-liked by Obama, Durbin, Emanuel and Blagojevich, and a good relationship with those four power brokers goes a long way.

Outside of minority picks, Rep. Jan Schakowsky of Evanston has been very clear that she'd like the appointment. She's certainly a solid liberal, but she's had some bad press over the last few years (her husband pled guilty in 2006 to a check-kiting scheme and served five months in prison, though Schakowsky herself was not accused of any wrongdoing).

State Comptroller Dan Hynes, who sought the seat in 2004 and lost to Obama in the primary, would also be a solid pick, as would Lieutenant Governor Pat Quinn. Hynes and Blago apparently have a frosty relationship (a lot of people have such a relationship with Blagojevich), but Hynes could be appointed to the Senate to forestall a potential primary challenge for the Governorship in 2010. The same is true of 32-year-old State Treasurer Alexi Giannoulias, who, like Hynes, Madigan and Quinn, is rumored to seek the Governor's office.

Then there's always the possibility that Blagojevich might appoint himself. He's just...er, unconventional enough to actually do it, and since most of the other powerful Democrats in Springfield currently seek the Governorship, he might be in better position to survive a 2010 primary (which would be more likely to come from a U.S. Rep, like Schakowsky, Davis, Jackson or Gutierrez.

Overall, there's really no telling what Blagojevich will do if he gets the opportunity. Rumors are currently swirling around Duckworth, but rumors are awfully fickle.

What no Tim Davlin? After Obama snubbed him for the VP slot, isn't he due?

But seriously, it looks like a (literally) lose-lose situation for Blago. If he appoints himself, he loses the Senate race in 2010. If he appoints someone else, he loses the gubernatorial election in 2010. Illinoisians just aren't going to re-elect this guy to anything. I guess the only question would be, what pumps up his pension more: two more years as Guv or a short two year stint as U.S Senator?

Saturday, October 25, 2008

What Is Up

Ha. The Wassup guys after eight years of Bush.

That reminds me, how have the Bud frogs been during under this administration?

Saturday Raveonettes Blogging: Aly Edition

One of the Raveonettes' best is a song called "Aly, Walk With Me". In fact, it's the song I heard on my satellite radio that got me hooked on them. Anyway, three versions via YouTube:

The dumb video with the recorded version of the song.

The live version.

The "unplugged" version.


Some special bonus fun. And the acoustic version.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Live, From the Election Map...

If you didn’t see the SNL Thursday election special last night, it had a really funny segment with Fred Armisen and his giant touch map. (The map bit starts about a quarter of the way into the newscast at 5:30.) Cartography-related humor makes me laugh.

And here's CNN's reaction. They have a cool map like Fred's but are ever so more serious about it.

Besides, Con-Con is Such a Cute Name

Rich Miller has a good rebuttal to those who oppose a new constitutional convention here in Illinois. I’m not all that partisan either way on the issue, but I do lean toward having the “Con-Con” largely on the principle that the state constitution should be revisited at regular intervals. I understand the cost argument and I appreciate, and am even somewhat sympathetic to, how some interests feel threatened by the possibility of change.





I’m sure there will be some changes I don’t agree with should the convention be convened. Still, I think it’s important for government to be responsive to changing times and new ideas. So I hereby order all of you to vote yes for the state constitutional convention, no matter how bad the wording is on the ballot. Keeping Rich Miller off the streets and writing about the Con-Con will also be good for everyone.

Friday Beer Blogging: Beer Pong Edition

Consider this an educational post for those who graduated from college before 1985. People like me. The rest of you can laugh at the dumb old guy.

See, I've heard of Beer Pong but I have never played it and really didn't realize how established it is.

My drinking games days ended about the same time I got out of college in 1983. We had such classics as Quarters and, um, some other stuff I can't even remember the name of anymore. Although I think a played more than one game of beer backgammon. We also did something that called Beer [rhymes with pong]s. But that was about it. No lavish props, no serious beer-based competition involved.

Today we have Beer Pong (also known as Beirut) and it's a force to be reckoned with.

Here's how the foremost authority on everything describes Beer Pong:
Beer pong ... is a drinking game in which players throw a table tennis ball across a table with the intent of landing the ball in one of several cups of beer on the other end. The game typically consists of two two-player teams, one on each side of a table, and a number of cups set up on each side. There are no official rules, so rules may vary widely, though usually there are 6 or 15 plastic cups arranged in a triangle on each side. The number of players on a team can vary as well, from one to three or more.

When a ball lands in a cup, the defending team must consume all of the beer inside that cup. The cup is generally not completely filled. A recent Time article stated that cups were 1/4 to 1/3 full. The game is won by eliminating all the other team's cups before all of one's own cups are eliminated. The losing team must then consume all the beer remaining in the winning team's cups.

There are specially made Beer Pong tables.

And Beer Pong balls designed for the sport.

Like I said, I'm past the age where I need to pound beer as a matter of sport. I prefer to do it at my own (slower) pace these days.

Have a great weekend! And enjoy a beer with or without your balls.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Humiliation for a Cause?

Wow, you really need to make sure Ron Howard never has to do this ever again.

Actually, that was cool to watch regardless of who he is endorsing. If Barack Obama is offensive to you, just substitute John McCain's name every time he mentions Obama.

Vote of Convenience

I like this early voting idea I just wish there were more places to vote early. Especially more convenient places. If I had to pick the most inconvenient place to do anything in town it would be the county courthouse which is, of course, the only place where early voting is taking place in the city. First you have to go downtown, then find a place to park near the courthouse, then you have to go through courthouse security and then make your way up to the County Clerk’s office. I understand it convenient for the County Clerk but it isn’t for anyone else.

I know, I know, more places would be more expensive and there are poor vice presidential candidates in need of clothes to consider, etc. But let’s just imagine we had a few more dollars for say, three additional early voting sites. I would think sites on the north, east, and southwest sides would be good. Places with plenty of parking would help.


Even one place other than the courthouse would be nice. Say White Oaks Mall. They have plenty of unused space and loads of parking. The mall would probably donate the space just to get the traffic into the mall.

Anyway, the idea is good and if it were more convenient I might even vote early.

Follow Up on AIG Bus Trip

Regarding my earlier post about the canceled AIG employee bus trip to Chicago, I have learned a few more things.

AIG may, in fact, be saving a few dollars by not renting the bus. Apparently they are only out the cost of the deposit not the entire cost of the bus. I’m not sure how much it costs to rent the bus or how much the deposit was but I’m assuming there was at least some savings for the company. Keep in mind too that there was a $15 per rider charge to get on the bus (which is being refunded) that also would have help offset the overall cost, so I’m not seeing where AIG is really saving all that much money.

Having said that, the money was coming from an already funded employee activity fund. No word on if AIG is planning on taking that activity money back and apply it to their debt to the Treasury but I doubt it. My guess is that they will use it for some other less visible employee activity.

And yes, I know this is a trivial matter in the scheme of things but I’m a trivial person in the scheme of things too.


Oh, and one other thing. I found out that at least one AIG employee has been harassed here in Springfield because of the perceived sins of the larger company management. I’m told that a local employee wearing an AIG badge was verbally abused at a local box store for the whole AIG mess. People, get a grip. Do not take your frustrations out on low level workers shopping at a retail store. That employee has nothing to do with AIG corporate decisions and that employee may wind up being a victim of the situation if the Springfield office is sold (they are up for sale), or the office is disbanded or layoffs come or whatever.

Joe and His Plumbing

Awesome. I just heard a Déjà Vu commercial on the radio that invoked Joe the Plummer and made all kinds of plumbing double entendres. Classy, just like Joe.


Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Larry the Some Other Guy

It kinda hurts to find out that Larry the Cable Guy isn't really a hick or a bumpkin and doesn't even really have that accent. It's all an act. He was born Daniel Lawrence Whitney in Nebraska fer crissakes. Here's a video of Dan the Comic Guy doing his stand up routine before his Larry makeover.

Serous Insights: The Cubs Are On Their Way Edition

I can’t wait to see how the Cubs do in the World Series.

Financial Meltdown Strikes Springfield! Stupidly!

As you all know, Springfield has a sizable American International Group (AIG) office here. You probably also know that AIG is a large company in trouble and has received government money to help get it through its difficulties. And you might also remember this story about the expensive retreat for AIG executives AFTER they had received the bailout money. Well, AIG was properly embarrassed by that event and has apparently taken measures to make sure no more bad publicity like that gets out again. And, it seems, they have taken it to the extreme.

The AIG office here in Springfield, which employs several hundred workers, sponsors an annual bus trip to Chicago for its local employees and one guest per person. The AIG workers, for $15 dollars a head, can take a bus to Chicago and can spend the day shopping or whatever. Riders are dropped off and picked up at one location on Michigan Avenue. The rest of the day is up to the employees. This year’s bus trip was scheduled for this Saturday.


But here’s where it gets sticky for AIG. The $15 out of pocket cost per person doesn’t pay for the entire cost of the bus, so AIG pays for the rest out of some employee activity fund. Apparently, someone at AIG, fearing bad publicity, decided the bus trip needed to be cancelled at the last minute. The problem is, the way I understand it, AIG saves no money since the bus has already been paid for. A bigger problem is that some people participating in the trip went and bought things like non-refundable theater tickets for Saturday. These people now either have to eat that cost or drive up on their own.

This is certainly not the end of the world for anyone, but it sure is stupid. Remember, all AIG was paying for was part of the cost of the bus, which they are still on the hook for. They weren’t doing any wining or dining or entertaining, just providing a portion of the transportation cost. But they had to cancel because they thought it wouldn’t look good. Well, I think this looks worse.

Sometimes the Best Information is Right at the End.

I was reading this story in the SJ-R this morning and when I got to the very last sentence, I was shocked to find the City of Springfield has 168 marked police cars (how many unmarked?). I guess I never thought about how many police cars the city owns, but 168 just seemed like a lot at first glance. I guess since I rarely see more that one or two at a time, it never occurred to me there were so many.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Palin: Good for the Economy

Now here's a bailout plan:

The Republican National Committee appears to have spent more than $150,000 to clothe and accessorize vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin and her family since her surprise pick by John McCain in late August.

According to financial disclosure records, the accessorizing began in early September and included bills from Saks Fifth Avenue in St. Louis and New York for a combined $49,425.74.

The records also document a couple of big-time shopping trips to Neiman Marcus in Minneapolis, including one $75,062.63 spree in early September.

If we were all given a clothing stipend like that, this recession would be over very quickly.

Sometimes It’s Just Fun to Pretend to be One of Them

OMG! MCCAIN IS A COMMUNIST AND ANTI-AMERICAN! LOOK AT THE DISRESPECTFULNESS OF THE FLAG BEING DRAGGED ON THE GROUND AFTER A MCCAIN RALLY! SHAMEFUL!

HOW SOCIALIST! MCCAIN IS PALLING AROUIND WITH FLAG-DRAGGERS! HE SHOULD GO BACK TO THE THIRD WORLD COUNTRY WHERE HE WAS BORN –PANAMA!

Wow, that’s easy and doesn’t require much thought. I guess that’s why it works so well with the wingnuts.

Walgreen’s Rules My World

The one I go to most often, at the corner of Monroe and Lawrence, is in the process of moving to …the corner of Monroe and Lawrence…right across the street. The shelves in the old store are about empty now and the new store opens Friday morning. Over the last 8 or 9 years, for a variety of reasons, I’ve probably been in that Walgreen’s more than any other store ever.



If you are over 40, you might remember that the “supermarkets” in town were once smaller than your typical Walgreen’s.

It’s Always Bad

Is it ever not “hard economic times”? I don’t ever remember a time when people didn’t think, at the time, that they/the community/the nation was experiencing a bad economy. That perception can change in retrospect, but hardly anyone ever says, “Hey, things are going pretty well economically today”. Well, except John McCain right before one of the worst global financial meltdowns ever occurred a few weeks ago. Add to that, the fact that even in good economic times there are always some people losing jobs, filing for bankruptcy, becoming homeless, etc. Seems to me we are always either in bad times or worse times.

The only point I have here is that this psychology often prevents us from taking advantage of the good times to prepare for the really bad. We should now be entering a period of deficit spending by the federal government to bolster the sagging economy. But having blown what could have been huge financial reserves on an expensive (and completely unnecessary) war and on huge tax cuts for the rich, we are now starting with a huge deficit that makes it harder to justify the kind of spending we need on this rainy day.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Leaky Ban

I’m a strong supporter of the statewide smoking ban. I’ve made my case on the subject many times here. So I should be outraged that some places, almost all drinking establishments, are violating the law, right? Well no, I’m not. That is, I don’t think it’s any big deal in its current form.
First, my main goal in supporting the smoking ban was to get cigarettes out of restaurants. Initially, I thought getting smoke out of bars was a bridge too far and a compromise I was willing to make to achieve my primary concern. In the end, smoking was banned from virtually all workplaces including bars. All the better. But the fact that there are a few rogue establishments that look the other way I don’t think is hurting much.
In time, I think places like that may indeed become the last refuge for the public smoking hardcore dead-enders, but smoke-free will still be the norm as most proprietors are good citizens willing to work within the law, even if the politicians and law enforcement cant figure out exactly how far to go in enforcing the law. If violations ever did become widespread, which I doubt will happen, I think enforcement measure would be stepped up. Right now there’s just no need for it.

The way I see it, we have about a 99% net gain in favor of the smoke-free environment. That’s huge and I’m certainly able to live with that.

Bestests

I completely missed the voting for the Illinois Times annual ‘Best of Springfield’. Therefore, I was unable to cast the only vote for this blog as the Best Blog this year. Not that it would matter because who could ever overcome the bloggity awesomeness of Kimberly Smoot? Her insightful posts keep me coming back, well, every year when she wins best blog.

I was also glad to see Gateway to India won the Best Indian Food category given all the competition it has in town.


All snarkiness aside, congratulations to Kate Catalano of Brewhaus for being the Best Waitperson runner-up. We look forward to her sound beer advice on our trips there. She also sometimes hangs around to listen to our inane ramblings between beer recommendations.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Has Anyone Checked the Thermometer in Hell Today?

The Chicago Tribune has endorsed Barack Obama. That’s the first time EVER the Tribune has endorsed a Democrat for president. On the other hand, when was the last time a Democratic presidential candidate hailed from Chicago? Maybe that association with the city put Obama over the top in the editorial board room.


Update: The Trib didn't even endorse Illinoisian Adlai Stevenson back in the 1950s. Stevenson was from downstate though, and as we all know here, Chicago hates downstate!

Take the Palin/Fey Quiz

This was easy. All you have to do is identify whether each picture is of Sarah Palin or Tina Fey dressed as Palin. I got ten out of ten, so how hard can it be.
By the way, the real Sarah Palin will be on SNL this weekend. Will Tina make it too (two)?


Friday Beer Blogging: Iceland Edition

You may or may not be aware that the island nation of Iceland in the far North Atlantic is on the verge of total economic collapse as a result of the ongoing global banking crisis. That news, like everything else, got me thinking about beer. Never mind the state of the economy there, what's the state of beer in Iceland?

First a little history. Iceland lifted a 75 year prohibition against beer in 1989. 1989! Before that you couldn't buy beer in Iceland. Had that prohibition still been in effect I would have blamed their financial woes on that, but as it is I guess I'll have to go with the larger global crisis.

By the way, Iceland is a really cute country. Here's a picture of it's capital, Reykjavik.

Since 1989, Iceland which manufactures few things and exports almost nothing, has seen the rise of a few breweries. One Icelandic beer is Viking beer.

Another is Thule.


Another is Egils.

And this is the light version of Viking. The "Lite" logo reminds me of something but I seriously can't think of what.

I'm not sure you can buy any of these here in the the U.S. but you can order them online. For a price. A hefty price. Here.

I did a calculation and even at the cheapest shipping rate, it would cost me $78 for a six pack of Viking (although a six of Thule would run me only $48). To help out the the hard-hit people of Iceland I am almost inclined to order one, but if I did, the Mrs. would probably ship the beer and ME to back Iceland where I would probably live here.

Have a great weekend! And remember: Save Iceland, Drink Viking.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

When You Don't Believe in Your Job

It never fails to amaze me how healthcare workers often pay no heed to what they know to be true.
DES MOINES, Iowa -- Operating room nurse Pauline Taylor knows her refusal to get a flu shot is based on faulty logic. But ever since she got sick after getting a shot a few years ago, she's sworn off the vaccine.

"I rarely get sick. The only thing I could narrow it down to is that I had gotten this shot," said Taylor, who works at University Hospitals and Clinics in Iowa City. "I know that it's not a live virus. It just seemed pretty coincidental."

Such stories frustrate Dr. William Schaffner.

As chairman of the Department of Preventive Medicine at Vanderbilt University, he hears that kind of talk frequently and knows it's in part to blame for a surprising statistic - nearly 60 percent of health care workers fail to get a flu shot.
Uh-huh. And at any given time, check out how many workers at healthcare facilities are standing outside smoking.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

The Debate I Didn't Watch

The J. Sidney McCain III campaign released this song rebutting the conventional wisdom about their candidate's performance in tonight's presidential debate. Joe the Plumber is on drums.


Update: OK, I did watch a debate tonight. It seems pretty much the same as the thing most of the rest of you watched.

Serious Insights: Quarter-Back Edition

Shouldn’t they issue an Iraq coin before ending this program? I mean, so everyone can have a chance at the complete set.

Blog People

If you are reading this you are probably a blog person – someone who enjoys reading blogs. Or you might be a FOD (Friend of Dave), but probably not. Most of my friends don’t read my blog or any blogs for that matter. This, of course, is hard for me, a blog person, to understand. Blogs are great to read and if someone you know has one, it’s even more fun to read. But only a tiny portion of the population feels that way.


Still, I think some of my friends feel uncomfortable admitting they don’t read my blog because they think it’s going to hurt my feelings or something. Sometimes they’ll make excuses like they lost my URL (again, dammit!) or something. That in turn makes me sort of uncomfortable because I don’t really hold it against them in any way. I’d have to have a huge ego to take offense. I mean, it’s OK not to be a blog person. The best part is I can say all this behind their backs because they don’t read my blog!

Update: Before this notion hits the comments, let me say that, yes, I have considered the possibility that I may have friends who secretly ARE blog people but still consider my blog too crappy to bother with. But my ego is just big enough to dismiss that possibility.

This Post Is NOT So Gay

I’m not sure how much of a need there is for public service announcements encouraging us not to use the term “that’s so gay”, but this PSA by the Ad Council is hilarious. At least the clerk girls are. In fact, it really kind of stereotypes teenage girls as dumb. And isn’t that somehow related to the don’t bash others, even inadvertently, theme of the ad? Now let the “OMG, this is political correctness run amuck!” comments begin.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Stimulation

I’m seeing news stories about there are lots of people who have not filed tax returns that would trigger stimulus checks to be sent to them. You know, the checks most of us got last spring. There is an October 15th deadline for filing. After that, I say the left over money be divided up among those of us who did file. That money needs to get stimulating and we know how to stimulate.

Our Troops Fought and Died For My Right To Blog, So I Shouldn't

This story is full of interesting things.

The funny part:

Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin mistook some of her own fans for hecklers Monday at a rally that drew thousands.

A massive crowd of at least 20,000 spread across the parking lot of Richmond International Raceway, and scores of people on the outer periphery more than 100 yards from the stage could not hear.

"Louder! Louder!" they began chanting, and the cry spread across the crowd to Palin's left. Some pointed skyward, urging that the volume be increased.

This reminds me of the old George Carlin bit that goes something like…

Audience: Louder, Louder!

Carlin: What? The Louder family is here? They follow me everywhere and just shout out their name.
The not so funny part:

Palin stopped her remarks briefly and looked toward the commotion.

"I hope those protesters have the courage and honor to give veterans thanks for their right to protest," she said.

Some in the crowd tried to shout toward her what was really being said, but she couldn't hear them.
[Slapping my forehead]. OK, everyone is entitled to a mistake (or a thousand) but mistaking the Louder family for protesters isn’t my main bitch with this. Rather, it’s the invoking the troops as a shield against protest, real or not. You hear this all the time from our friends on the right. “Our brave soldiers throughout the ages fought and died for your right to protest and you go and actually use that right! How Disrespectful!”

Gawd.

I think it would be more dishonorable NOT to voice your opinion in light of those same sacrifices. It’s like buying a flashlight and then yelling at your spouse when they use it during a power outage, “I paid good money for that flashlight and you’re wearing it out by using it!” That’s a bad analogy but a) it’s all I could think of at the moment, b) all blog posts making a point need an analogy and c) our troops fought and died so that I could make that analogy.

Oh and then there is this from the same story:

On a sunny day in which many had stood in place for more than three hours without shade, at least 25 people collapsed from heat-related illnesses and three were hospitalized, according to the Henrico County fire department.
Remember when the right was practically calling Barack Obama a mass murderer for “allowing” people to pass out from the heat at a rally here in Springfield a couple of months ago? I wonder if they will hold Palin to the same standard. No, I don’t really wonder.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Springfield D.C.

Aaron Schock’s latest TV ad (sorry, can’t find a link) has him effectively running against Rod Blagojevich. At the end, he suddenly makes the leap of logic, “Washington is just like Springfield” or some such. Really? I think that’s a bit naïve. I mean, you can’t sell nukes to Taiwan from Springfield.

Update: Link to ad here courtesy of Rich Miller.

Life on Mars: A Review

The only new show I’m giving a chance (so far) this season is Life on Mars. It involves an element of time travel so, of course, I couldn’t resist. I’m a huge fan and even bigger critic of TV and movies that delve into time travel (but I don’t read a lot of fiction and haven’t in decades).

Basically, the show revolves around a modern New York detective who gets hit by a car and wakes up in 1973 to find himself still a cop at the same precinct, just 35 years earlier. It’s based on a British show by the same name. I’ve not ever seen the British version so I won’t compare the two and am simply judging the American version on its own merits.

The most annoying thing I find in time travel fiction that involves going back in time is the over-emphasis on how much things have changed and how stuff we now take for granted isn’t understood by the rubes who live in the past. Life on Mars certainly delivers some of this, unfortunately. In the very first back in time sequence, our hero tells a cop that the vehicle he has illegally parked can’t be his because he owns a Jeep. The cop then asks him, “You drive a military vehicle?” Please, there were commercial Jeeps on the market in 1973. No one would have ever said that back then.

Another example comes when our hero goes into the cop shop and demands to know where his desk and computer are. One of the detectives in the station mocks his computer reference by saying something like, “Computer? Like HAL in 2001: A Space Odyssey?” C’mon! Workers (probably not detectives though) had mainframe monitors on their desks by 1973. I got my first hand-held calculator in 1974. Home PCs were being sold by Radio Shack by 1977. Computers were not things of science fiction in 1973.

Oh, and then there are the Twin Towers. In the very first scene where our hero is back in 1973, before he even realizes what year it is, he looks up and, OMG!, sees the World Trade Center towers. That would be a shock and is kind of effective in that first scene. But then in the last scene of the show, again OMG!, the Twin Towers again. OK, enough. We get it. Are we going to see this every week?



The other thing that apparently can’t be resisted is period TV. On several occasions the TV is on in the background (or foreground) and we see TV shows and commercials from 1973. Imagine! Along those same lines, there is a soundtrack of music that one might have heard in 1973. It’s a good soundtrack, but it’s overlaid onto the show and not just incidental background music. That comes off kind of gimmicky. But, again, it’s a good soundtrack so I give it a pass.

Also, once we are back in 1973, there is this kind of weird hue in the air that gives everything a surreal look to it. I’m not sure why this is. The air (well, except for more pollution), colors sunlight, etc. all looked the same back then as they do now. All I can figure is that the makers of the show wanted to somehow convey the feeling of strangeness that our hero must be experiencing. I’m not sure how the hue helps this. I mean, the show does a pretty good job of getting the fashion, the vehicles, the technology, etc. of the time correct. That would be strange enough for anyone.

The actual story is kind of compelling. We aren’t sure if this guy is really back in time or is in a coma dreaming the whole thing. Given that he hears voices coming from his radio and TV addressing him as if he were laying unconscious in a hospital, certainly makes us think it is all a dream, but who knows. Meanwhile, he spends his working hours helping solve a crime that is almost identical to the one he was working on in 2008.

Perhaps the most interesting part of the story is how our hero tries to introduce things like forensics and psychological profiling into an environment that is clearly using only shoe leather and brute force to catch the bad guy. I think they overplay the degree to which the one female cop on the show is oppressed, dismissed and harassed. This was 1973 not 1914. Still, point well taken that women were just beginning to assert themselves as equals in the workplace.

All in all, I was entertained. I must admit that even finding the faults is entertaining to me. So, I will go back for at least another episode and probably more.

Life on Mars is on Thursdays at 9:00 PM.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Fat Cats

If you are having trouble understanding the financial meltdown, this cat metaphor (or would it be an allegory) may help. I, for one, am at least no less informed for it.

Beat City

The Raveonettes. Just sayin'.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Plus It Just Makes You Look Stupid

Rep. Ray LaHood (R – Schock’s Sane Predecessor) has nothing to lose so he’s being honest here:
LaHood supports the McCain ticket, but doesn't like what he sees at some of the McCain-Palin rallies: When Barack Obama's name has been mentioned by Sarah Palin, there are shouts of "terrorist," and LaHood says Palin should put a stop to it.

"Look it," LaHood said. "This doesn't befit the office that she's running for. And frankly, people don't like it."

LaHood says it could backfire on the Republican ticket.

He says the names that Obama is being called, "Certainly don't reflect the character of the man."
Strangely, this reminds me of something LaHood’s predecessor once noted. After leaving office and driving back to Illinois from Washington in the mid '90s, Bob Michel said he listened to talk radio along the drive. He said he was shocked at what he was hearing. He thought it was crazy and vicious. Some things don’t change.
This will all be over in 25 days but the brain-dead, know-nothing, anti-intellectual wingnut dead-enders will retreat to their safe haven on talk radio and Fox “News” and carry on the fight from there. And hopefully they don't take their violent tendencies any farther than that.

Late Update: Credit where credit is due.

Serious Insights: Saved By Zero Edition

When the stock market gets to zero, it’ll stop falling, right? I’d hate to be in debt to my 401(k).

Poe’s Retention Problem

State Representative Raymond Poe may not have any serious opposition in the election, but he does have campaign commercials on the radio. Has there ever been an area pol who sounds more like a mumbling, uneducated hick? And why does the ad ask us to “vote ‘Yes’ to retain Raymond Poe”? It’s not a referendum. He’s not a judge. You either vote for him or you vote for his opponent or you don’t vote in that race. There is no ‘Yes’ option on the ballot.

Friday Beer Blogging: Joe Six Pack Edition

Thanks Sarah Palin for reviving the classic but not-used-that-much-this-century term "Joe Six Pack"! It really has been a while.

In honor of this, today I, well, honor six packs and the Joes that wear them.

My guess is that the six pack that Mr. Joe is sporting isn't this kind:

But more like this kind:

Put them together and you have this:

Or this:

But hey, here's a good idea, a fake beer gut that serves you a six pack. It's perfect for getting your favorite drink into an otherwise dry place.

You've got to be a hardcore drinker to go to that extreme. That's why I'll be buying mine here.

Have a great weekend! And if you run into him, say Hi to Joe Six Pack.

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Sadbrokers

One of, or maybe the only, funny thing about the meltdown on Wall Street has been the inevitable photos on the news sites of forlorn traders. Every day the stock market goes south, there is a new picture on every website of every news organization of someone displaying shock or grief or frustration or astonishment or defeat. I was going to put together a collection of these but that would have been way more work than just linking to someone who already has (h/t to J-Lo).

Here's another one from today:

And another one of a guy having just pulled his hair out or something:

Serious Insights: Retirementless Edition

As a result of the stock market continuing to tumble, my 401(k) is now only about a 200.5(f).

It’s What They Drive, Stupid

In an effort to highlight some of the local political races around here, today I reprint from the SJ-R what kinds of cars the candidates for Sangamon County State’s Attorney are driving.

[Democrat Ron] Stradt’s car… is a 2008 BMW X3, which he described as a “smaller SUV.”

“It’s the only vehicle made by BMW that’s 100 percent union-made,” Stradt said, saying the X3 is produced in Austria. His car probably has “more union parts and more union labor than some of the American-label cars,” some of which are now made in plants outside the U.S, he said.

Stradt is running against incumbent Republican State’s Attorney JOHN SCHMIDT.

Schmidt didn’t comment about the license-plate frame. When I asked, he said he drives a 2005 Cadillac CTS, which he bought used, but his other family car is a Honda minivan.

Stradt’s wife drives an Audi.

They report, I post, you decide.

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Boxing Pens!

I bought one of these Halloween boxing pens at Walgreen’s for my son to play with the other day. I almost didn’t give it to him since it was so much fun for me to play with.

I did give it to him but of course he broke it the next day. Today I bought three more, so we can have boxing matches (one for his mom too). They’re like portable Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots.

All A-Twitter

Due to blogging peer pressure, I’ve gone Twitter here. Not sure how much I’ll use it. Twitter is like micro-blogging in the extreme.

Potty Time

I’m sorry but this just cracks me up:

PLEASANT PLAINS — A golden toilet stool at the end of a rainbow has become a symbol of the future growth and economic development Mayor Jim Verkuilen hopes
new municipal sanitary sewer lines will bring to this village of about 800.

“It’s like a pot of gold,” Verkuilen said with a laugh.

The stool and rainbow adorned a float the village entered in Pleasant Plains High School’s homecoming parade last month, and the float will be on display during the community’s “First Flush Party” on Saturday.

The party was organized to celebrate the recently completed sewer installation and say thank you to all of the project’s workers as well as residents who were patient during construction, Verkuilen said.

The village’s use of septic systems deterred many developers and residents alike from coming to the village, Verkuilen said, adding that he believes the municipal sewer lines will make Pleasant Plains more attractive to businesses and families.

Now that the installation is complete, a new 60-lot south-side subdivision is expected to go up. The village also has annexed about 160 acres north of Pleasant Plains High School and is looking for a developer.

As a former resident of Pleasant Plains, let me say that the worst part of living there wasn’t the septic systems (we never had any problem with ours). Rather, it was the distance from Springfield where both Mrs. TEH and I worked. And shopped. And ate out. And about everything else except sleep.

When we moved into Springfield, gas prices were half of what they are now, but I calculated at the time that our savings in transportation costs would go a very long way in offsetting the cost of the more expensive house we bought on Springfield’s west side.

While Plains is a nice, quiet, safe place to live, it’s kind of out there and not near anywhere you want to go. And to get to Springfield, you have to take the two-lane Route 125/97 which is one solid line of cars during the morning and evening work commutes. It’s not a bad road otherwise, especially if you like deer.

Maybe I’m wrong; sewers will attract people to live and set up businesses in Plains. But I’m betting it won’t make a big difference. Meanwhile, congrats to the citizens of the community for gaining a worry-free flush lifestyle.

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Yakity-Yak Tonight

Not my definition of a debate:
–The questions will be culled from a group of 100 to 150 uncommitted likely voters in the audience and another one-third to come via the Internet. Brokaw selects which questions to ask from written queries submitted prior to the debate.

–The Gallup Organization makes sure the questioners reflect the demographic makeup of the nation.

–An audience member isn’t allowed to switch questions and will not be allowed a follow-up either. His or her microphone will be turned off after the question is read and a camera shot will only be shown of the person asking — not reacting.

–The moderator may not ask followups or make comments.

–McCain and Obama will be provided with director’s chairs, but they’re also allowed to stand. They can’t roam past their “designated area” marked on the stage and are not supposed to ask each other direct questions.


Really, these so-called debates are of little interest to me. Mainly because they contain little substance, and what substance they do have, I probably already know. No one on the stage is going to go off-message or even off-script. What’s left of interest are zingers, gaffes, and style. All of which are fun but I can catch those in the highlights after the debate or right here on the internet.

I’m Out of Touch

Yes, Palin and her crowd are vile, but I’m not sure I’ve even seen a thunder stick much less had one waved at me in anger.

In Clearwater, arriving reporters were greeted with shouts and taunts by the crowd of about 3,000. Palin then went on to blame Katie Couric’s questions for her “less-than-successful interview with kinda mainstream media.” At that, Palin supporters turned on reporters in the press area, waving thunder sticks and shouting abuse. Others hurled obscenities at a camera crew. One Palin supporter shouted a racial epithet at an African American sound man for a network and told him, “Sit down, boy.”
Still, it has to be better than having a bunch of large, foam #1 fingers pointed your way.

Monday, October 06, 2008

Serious Insights: Missing G Edition

Given that she never pronounces the last "g" in a word, I wonder if Sarah Palin's last name isn't really Paling.

Lisa Continues to Tease

Once again, “Oh, please Lisa, Please!”
CHICAGO - The next gubernatorial election is still two years away, but Attorney General Lisa Madigan acknowledges she's "thinking about" a run for the state's top job.

Madigan didn't offer any other hints Monday about a plan to challenge her fellow Democrat, Governor Rod Blagojevich, should he seek re-election.

Well, at least she might get along better with that other Madigan.

Nuclear River Hugger

The ad war is under way right here in the 18th Congressional district.

I haven’t seen this Colleen Callahan ad on TV (it can be seen here) reprising the famous Daisy ad from the 1964 presidential election, but I understand it has been aired. I guess I’m a little taken aback by it. That’s, I don’t think it really works. Callahan is right to call out Schock on his totally idiotic and dangerous call for the selling of nuclear weapons to Taiwan, but I’m not sure this is the way to do it. Frankly, it comes off a little hysterical. (see the original 1964 Daisy ad here).


Meanwhile, I did see a Schock ad this weekend (sorry, I can’t find a link) in which Schock proclaims his love for, and promises to be protective of,…the Illinois River. He comes across as a real River Hugger. Living in the far western part of Springfield, the rump end of the congressional district, I guess I don’t give the Illinois River much consideration day-to-day. So, for me, it was sort of odd to see that ad. But it does make sense as an issue in that many communities in the district (including Peoria) are right on the river.

So, while I’m vehemently opposed to Mr. Schock, I have to give him credit for the better TV ad this week.

Sunday, October 05, 2008

Train of Thought

Heh.

Friday, October 03, 2008

Serious Insights: Cats for Obama Edition

I’m pretty sure most cats really don’t give shit about Barack Obama, or anything else for that matter.

The Beatings Will Stop When You Agree With Me

I guess I just don’t get conservative “humor”. Granted, all I’ve seen is the TV commercial for An American Carol, but how is having a fake Michael Moore character slapped, punched, beaten, verbally abuse, and thrown out of windows funny? I thought after watching it that ad maybe it was just my own political bias, so I substituted the fake Moore with a fake Rush Limbaugh…and it still wasn’t funny.



I guess the adoration of violence in the conservative mind extends to their funny bones as well. At least when the violence is directed against those who don’t agree with them politically. I can’t wait for the sequel when they flog, waterboard, and decapitate Algore! Ha, that’ll be so funny and really demonstrate how right they are about things.

Update: Imaging smacking the tar out of your perceived wrong-thinking political foes might be cathartic, and therefore somewhat enjoyable, but that’s different from being funny.

Blogging By Request: The Sangamon County Coroner’s Race

I think Marie, who got the same request-for-blog I did in regard to the Sangamon County coroner’s race, gets it about right. The coroner does a job very few of us (including me) understand or have much, if any, contact with. It’s one of those jobs where if the person isn’t screwing up royally, we just don’t care that much who it is or what they are doing.

In that light, I have no bone to pick with Susan Boone and I really know nothing of substance about Aby Phoenix (except I think Aby should be spelled Abby or Abbie). Marie’s point about the domination of county politics by Republicans is well taken I’m not sure I care about the party affiliation of the coroner. On the other hand, maybe having the sheriff and coroner from different parties would help keep each honest. Or maybe that would just inject politics into criminal investigations. Or maybe it doesn’t make much difference either way.

My guess is that Boone will win reelection on name recognition and because she is a Republican (the majority party here). For the reasons stated above, incumbent corners have a huge advantage. That doesn’t mean Phoenix doesn’t have what it takes or wouldn’t be better than Boone. I think it’s just the political reality.

All this is to say I don’t have much of an opinion on the matter and I’m not even sure what way I’m going to go on November 4.

Friday Beer Blogging: Oktoberfest Edition

It's October! Or, it's Oktober! That means special Oktoberfest beers. I'm not sure what makes them special but it seems more and more brewers are putting them out as seasonal beers. I don't think that there is any standard "Oktober" formula, its just a way for brewers to come up with something new. You know, to sell more beer. Or maybe I'm wrong; just because you frequently blog about something (like beer) doesn't mean you have to actually know anything about it.

Anyway, let's take a look at some pretty pictures of Oktoberfest (and Octoberfest) beers.

What is Oktoberfest? Wikipedia sez:
The Oktoberfest is a sixteen-day festival held each year in Munich, Bavaria, Germany during late September (and running to early October). It is one of the most famous events in the city and the world's largest fair, with some six million people attending every year, and is an enjoyable event with an important part of Bavarian culture.
Here's a comparison a couple of guys did between German and American Oktoberfest beers.

Sam Adams of any variety taste like Sam Adams to me, I don't care how much Oktober they put into it.

Right now, American beer companies seems to be all wanting to get on the wheat beer bandwagon. Can the Oktoberfest fad be far behind. I still say leave it to the Germans.

Have a great weekend! And don't fest too much during Oktober.

Thursday, October 02, 2008

Just 4 More

I like this. Sarah Silverman has convinced me I need to vote. Not really; I was going to vote anyway. But anything with Sarah Silverman in it is funny and its message should be heeded.

Serious Insights: Master Debater Edition

I’m not gonna watch the debate but I will check out the important gaffes later on the blogs.

Sarah Palin Parah-Sailin’

I don’t know why, but that pun has been floating around in my head for a while. Fortunately, someone else has the same vision.


Dopey Ideas

This is odd.
[Southern Illinois University at Carbondale] is taking on the first national college study about the effects of quitting marijuana using the nicotine patch on withdrawal symptoms.

The SIUC smoking laboratory, which has studied the effects of tobacco use with student participants for years, has added a new twist, said David Gilbert, the lab's director. Through the $17,000 first phase of the study, "cannabis-dependent" students will be monitored as they quit smoking marijuana.

The story doesn’t make it clear, but I have to assume we are talking about people who want to quit smoking tobacco AND marijuana. Otherwise, why would you pump a lot of nicotine into someone not addicted to nicotine? That would probably be dangerous not to mention not all that useful. That would be like trying to wean someone off alcohol by giving them amphetamines.
Also, I’ve always looked at pot “addiction” as a psychological one, similar to being “hooked” on Twinkies or football on Sundays. That is, it’s a habit, but one with only psychologically induced withdrawal symptoms. That’s substantially different than the physical addiction caused by nicotine.

I don’t know, the whole thing sounds goofy. What the hell are they smoking?

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

OK, If You Won't Go Out With Me, How About Your Ugly Friend?

Our Senators are trying to set us up with an ugly plane.
U.S. Senators Dick Durbin and Barack Obama have asked the U.S. Air Force to station RC-12 aircraft in Springfield as part of a new flying mission for the 183rd Tactical Fighter Wing.

The Springfield base lost its last F-16 Sept. 23. Assigning the RC-12 to Springfield would allow the base to continue in a flying mission. The Air Force is planning to acquire a number of RC-12 aircraft to support intelligence, surveillance and reconnaissance efforts, but it has not specified where the aircraft would be based.

The RC-12 is a twin-engine, turboprop passenger and cargo aircraft that can also be used for medical evacuations. The aircraft also has a camera, which could send live video to military commanders.

Geez, what a bow-wow. Might want to see a dermatologist about that.

Look, we just went through a rough breakup. Let's not hook up with any ol' rebound plane. Every time we see an RC-12 fly over we are still going to think of our prettier and cooler ex and that's not fair to anybody.

Who’s Running?

In case you are interested, courtesy of the Sangamon County Circuit Clerk’s office here is a list of who is on the ballot here in Sangamon County. A number of candidates have websites and links are included.

I’m always surprised when I see what’s on these sample ballots. Oh, he has an opponent, who knew? Who are all these people running for president? What county board district am I in again?

In The Zone

Do we really need the school speed zones in front of high schools? They do make some sense near elementary and middle schools, but high schools?

Yesterday at lunch I was driving past Lutheran High School on West Washington and a cop happened to be right behind me. I go past that school all the time and rarely slow down and never to the posted 20 mph. But with the law on my rear, I slowed way down figuring I really didn’t need to get an expensive ticket. But even then, I only managed to get down to maybe 24 mph and it seemed like I was at a standstill. And I don’t think the cop was interested in slowing down either as he was suddenly on my bumper when I slowed down. I’m sure he was rolling his eyes and wishing he was in an unmarked car so he didn’t have to creep by the high school just because the guy in the red truck in front of him was scared of getting pulled over.


But here’s the thing. It’s a high school. The kids are old enough to know not to run into the street. They aren’t on a playground chasing balls into the street. Almost none of the students at Lutheran even cross the street on foot. Those that don’t drive cars or get rides from other students or parents might take the bus which stops on the same side of the street as the school. I’ve never seen a student cross the street on foot and there are no crosswalks near the school. Still, we are supposed to slow down to 20 mph from an otherwise 40 mph speed zone.

Obviously, other high schools have much more foot traffic near them and it would be wise to use caution. But I’m not sure any more caution is needed in front of high schools than in any other place with high pedestrian traffic. I say it’s time to get rid of the 20 mph zones ear high schools.

Bitter Old Man

Whew...McCain is one angry old SOB. He still contends that Obama wanted to teach kindergartners in Illinois "comprehensive" sex education. That's a flat out lie, but here he is angrily and falsely sticking to his story. The man is nuts.

He really ingratiates himself to the interviewer. By all means, let's elect this guy.