HAVANA, Cuba (CNN) -- Fidel Castro announced his resignation as president of Cuba and commander-in-chief of Cuba's military Tuesday, according to a letter published in the state-run newspaper, Granma.
Take that you stoopid libruls. Were going to win the the Cold War!
Update: The embargo will continue. Hey, why mess with success?
Maybe to move things along when he gets to Congress, Aaron Schock "The Monkey" can propose arming Jamaica with nuclear missiles.