Ever notice that most men refuse to use umbrellas? I don’t know if they think it’s unmanly or they just don’t like carrying one or what. I first noticed this in college when I was one of the few guys trudging across campus in the rain smart enough to use one. I wasn’t the only male carrying one by any means, but it really seemed a lot of guys were put off by them. I still get that sense. I wouldn’t be without one on a day like today.
But really, umbrellas aren’t Teh Gay and it’s practical to use one. Or am I wrong. You know, I’ve never asked a non-carrying man why he wasn’t using an umbrella. Maybe that’s because I’m afraid of the answer.